We are training and NOT (not) defecting

As the body flew at him Ivan stood up and simply grabbed the body. "Taking this" he said with a snarf and a chuckle as he wrapped the body up with his ninja wire. Now not only was the boy unconscious, but he would be unable to move anything other than his eyes when he awoke. Slinging the ninja over his shoulder he set off to pace himself with Apostolos.

-Exit-

[01:28:28] Kinkotsu : damn so i really lost already


If anyone has a problem with this topic they can explain to me what is wrong with it. And I shall talk it over with a panel of mods as to why it happened how it happened.

And with this, I rank up to a C rank criminal.

This is Godmod and denied unless you either 48 hour him, or the person that you are interacting with posts.

Approved

'Look at this mess,' thought Kasai as looked at the pictures of the remains of someone. Looks like two defectors were cannibals and they enjoyed having a snack almost as much as Kasai enjoyed a fight. Of course the defectors were C-Ranked missing-nin but that wasn't something Kasai was afraid of. He wasn't afraid of much with his temper and all but he would still proceed with caution.

He set off towards the direction of their escape. He knew it might take a while for him to catch up, but he would follow them until he grew bored with the chase. He approached the hill and as he reached the top of it he looked around and shouted, "I'll catch you defectors. Whether you like it or not." He then sat down to think up a plan to use to aid in his killing of the defectors. Of course he would rather go home and eat some ramen than be out in the field at the moment.

Spoiler:

There was something in Apostolos' mind that told him he had to urinate since before he had devoured the bloody old man with the glass eye that reminded him of a daft vulture, but what the fuck?! Why didn't he just piss before they left the village?! It was like some bad road trip or something where the person who wanted to waste the least amount of time wasted the most by not handling what they needed to before the time arouse for the trip to begin and he inconvienence himself by needing to do that same thing! Well now he had done it to himself, but the annoyance wasn't too bad as of now and since Ivan was drudging slowly with his captive Apostolos figured that there was no reason that he couldn't fall back a few hundred meters to take a whizz. Hell, he could clear that distance quite quickly, in a flash actually, and well that wouldn't even take him too long to do. Mentally he usually did over exaggerate his speed quite a bit, but moving as fast as he could at this point in time to fall back caused him to move rather quickly. Much faster than anyone probably would have guessed a measly C-ranked Criminal could move, but that was the thing about Apostolos, he was full of surprises. A few feet from the beaten path though, he had already freed himself from the binds of his garments and began draining the main vain. Somewhere close to his finishing his piss he heard something plop as if someone was sitting and of course it had to be more pursuers, that was always the case when it came to the dynamic duo of Ivan and Apostolos. Moving rather swiftly he was behind the cause of the disturbance with fist firmly planted to the back of the male's head. Oh well, another captive from Kumo wouldn't really hurt. Catching back up to Ivan they proceeded out of the area heading to their next destination.

100% Final Exit