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- SaturnChunin
- Stat Page : Saturn's Shenans
Business: Orbital Oddities & Palm Predictions
Mission Record : Missions
Summoning Contract : Dragonflies
Familiar : (MIMAS)
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 0
Bear With Us Pt. 2
Fri Nov 11, 2022 12:31 pm
- Mission Info:
- Mission Name: Never Fear, I am Here!
Rank: C
Mission Location: Universal
Challenges: N/A
Task: A local 'superhero' has been going around and helping people with their problems and complaints. The problem is two out of every three problems he tries to fix seems to either get worse or cause new problems. You have been asked to either convince this do-gooder to stop his superhero-ing or to help him improve his methods for helping others.
From the reports we have received, he is not very good at receiving feedback and he is very determined to continue on this pace, so convincing him may be a struggle. Getting into his good graces may help or possibly showing him the results of his earlier efforts, as he does not seem truly aware of the outcomes of his actions. We have also been made aware that his family is worried about him as the last time they tried to convince him to stop or slow down, he stopped coming home.
If you do need additional help, we have found out that he has a soft spot for certain things, such as animals, cartoon drawings, and possibly lobster bisque. However you so choose to handle this mission, please make sure to help reduce any issues he has already caused and possibly improve the odds of him doing well in the future, whether he is a superhero or not.
Word Count Requirement: 2000
Reward:4000 Ryo / 20 AP
Character Requirements: Patience (if possible)
It was another stormy day in the streets of Kumogakure. The dark clouds cast a gloomy shadow on the huddled settlements and a cool mountain breeze persisted in the light fog. In a particular district, there was an odd lack of activity. Although all areas of the village were usually bustling with merchants and miscreants, a corner of the village overlooking a steep mountain slope was uncharacteristically quiet. Residents peeked out from their first floor windows to watch cautiously a large grizzly bear that has wandered from the woods and ventured deep into the streets of the town. A local hero had been dispatched to neutralize the situation but the locals did not seem to have much faith in his abilities. From atop their houses, they threw glass bottles and buckets at the wild beast to try and shoo it away. On the ground, an adolescent young boy in a mask and cap waved his fist at the local residents who tried to help however they could.
"If you scaredy cats could stop throwing shit at the bear and just let me focus, I'd take care of this thing! Go back inside already!!"
He pleaded unconvincingly, visibly and audibly frustrated. His screams were frail in comparison to the bloodcurdling scream that soon followed. It was a loud wail that pierced the silence and echoed in the valley below. The bear had made its move while the amateur was distracted. With one massive swipe of its colossal claw, it had broken down the door of a local residence and barged inside the ground floor of the house, perhaps smelling fish or honey. "Get back over here!" The youngster chased after the wild animal and yelled but to no avail.
Looking on from a cliff above the town, Saturn shook his head. He was tired of being overworked and was rooting for the amateur to crack this case. "Good grief..." He cursed, resenting the thought of having to go down and deal with the situation. "Where's Goro..."
- Goro ChinoikeGenin
- Stat Page : Ninja Card
Clan Focus : Genjutsu
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 28000
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Fri Nov 11, 2022 1:38 pm
Goro can be spotted skipping through the streets aimlessly with a parasol in hand, jumping in puddles of rain, and dancing around. He's just having a good time, or at least, he was. When he hears that scream, he stops what he is doing and runs toward the victim. When he arrives on the scene, he is able to catch the bear before it does any more damage. He puts on a paper mask with a bear's face drawn on it and walks up behind the bear. He then taps it on the shoulder, getting its attention. He fakes a deep voice and says "Maybe we should just give up?" before leaning against the bear as a person would do with their friend. But before the bear can respond, he notices the newbie and thinks What's up with this guy?
WC: 140
WC: 140
- SaturnChunin
- Stat Page : Saturn's Shenans
Business: Orbital Oddities & Palm Predictions
Mission Record : Missions
Summoning Contract : Dragonflies
Familiar : (MIMAS)
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 0
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Sat Nov 12, 2022 9:18 am
In a blur, Saturn appeared forming the Ram hand seal beside the big bear and the small one. He had used Body Flicker. "Oye! Chinoike-san! What are you doing?!" He complained, baffled by the situation. The older Genin earned a trip to the hospital the last time the two of them fought a bear together. He was more confident in his abilities now, but he approached the beast with caution. The animal seemed just as confused as Saturn - and so did the young child and her mother in the broken home. The two of them were assigned on a mission to control the do-gooder, not the bear. As such, Saturn walked up to the caped hero and looked down at him condescendingly with his hands on his hips. After contemplating on how to deal with the kid - whether to guide him or to send him back home - he scratched his beard and groaned out. "Goro, he's got a cape."
He handed his kunai to the caped warrior, and then pointed at the bear. "Go get 'em, kid."
"Wait, just a minute!" The mother screamed and pleaded from inside the house as the bear snarled at the youngster.
He handed his kunai to the caped warrior, and then pointed at the bear. "Go get 'em, kid."
"Wait, just a minute!" The mother screamed and pleaded from inside the house as the bear snarled at the youngster.
WC: 197
- Goro ChinoikeGenin
- Stat Page : Ninja Card
Clan Focus : Genjutsu
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 28000
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:32 pm
Oh, what a surprise, Saturn is here. But what in the world is he doing? He thought to himself. He interjects between the bear and everyone else. "Saturn, he's not even a genin, he isn't supposed to be here! Do you have any idea how much paperwork this would be?! Just as well as his outfit, it's so lame! He should just leave it to the professionals!" Goro would say, posing like a Greek statue. Goro continues blabbing on about nonsense as the bear is distracted by a honeycomb that is sticking out of Goro's back pocket. The bear sticks its snout in his back pocket and starts munching on the honeycomb without Goro noticing at first. "And that's why you should never trust a girl who says she likes wolves... Why are you staring at me like that? He would then turn around to notice the bear. "H-hey, that's my lunch! You literally eat garbage, why are you stealing my lunch?!" Goro would scold the bear, as it looks genuinely ashamed.
TWC: 312
TWC: 312
- SaturnChunin
- Stat Page : Saturn's Shenans
Business: Orbital Oddities & Palm Predictions
Mission Record : Missions
Summoning Contract : Dragonflies
Familiar : (MIMAS)
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 0
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:09 pm
"How is this young man ever going to become a Genin if he can't even take on a lousy bear?!" Saturn retorted at his teammate immediately, throwing a rock at the bear's snout to provoke the beast, making it snarl at the caped warrior. Soon, the bear got distracted and dove into Goro's back pocket to steal a honeycomb. "Amazing.. He's really walking around with a whole honeycomb in his back pocket after all we've been through.." Saturn muttered under his breath as he held the tip of the 'kunai' to hand it to the adolescent do-gooder. It was in fact his familiar Mimas disguised as a kunai. He was even more shocked when Goro proceeded to scold the bear, and it looked defeated already. He must have gotten stronger since the last time..
He turned to the subject of today's mission once again. "Look, kid. If you want to fight the bear, this kunai is what you need."
Looking at the ferocious beast whose visage seemed to differ based on who was looking at it, the kid gulped, taking Mimas and pointing it at the enemy.
"Please, just get this beast out of my house...." The mother pleaded again, crouched in the corner with her child.
He turned to the subject of today's mission once again. "Look, kid. If you want to fight the bear, this kunai is what you need."
Looking at the ferocious beast whose visage seemed to differ based on who was looking at it, the kid gulped, taking Mimas and pointing it at the enemy.
"Please, just get this beast out of my house...." The mother pleaded again, crouched in the corner with her child.
WC: 207
TWC: 739
- Goro ChinoikeGenin
- Stat Page : Ninja Card
Clan Focus : Genjutsu
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 28000
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:15 pm
"Woah woah woah! Saturn, we were told not to kill or harm any bears! Besides, Bear season doesn't start for another few months! If he wants to learn to defeat the bear, he has to do it with words!" Goro would say. Defeat the bear with words... How does one even do that? Well, to Goro it seems entirely possible. "Sir. Insult this bear's mother."
TWC: 377
TWC: 377
- SaturnChunin
- Stat Page : Saturn's Shenans
Business: Orbital Oddities & Palm Predictions
Mission Record : Missions
Summoning Contract : Dragonflies
Familiar : (MIMAS)
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 0
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:20 pm
"Your mother..." The kid pointed the 'kunai' at the bear with his shaky hands. His confidence seemed to have taken a drastic hit - after being in the presence of Saturn and Goro and listening to their banter, he was visibly less sure about his own ability. "Your mother is so dumb, she couldn't tell honey apart from my piss if she tried!" Saturn chimed in in a deep coarse voice, pointing his finger at the bear. The cornered mother covered her child's ears and closed her own eyes, praying for mercy in the back.
WC: 94
TWC: 833
- Goro ChinoikeGenin
- Stat Page : Ninja Card
Clan Focus : Genjutsu
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 28000
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:31 pm
Goro smirks. "That's how you do it! Your mother is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. Your mother is so dumb, she probably answers rhetorical questions. She has accumulated so much mass that she probably generates her own gravitational field. Your mother is so morbidly obese that she went to the doctor to get her yearly physical examination done, the doctor took her blood, and the results concluded; that she had a high blood pressure, type two diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her even more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming in fact so monstrous that she has a hard time fitting through small spaces, and exceeds weight limits on various practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time." Jeez, he just destroyed that bear's self-esteem.
TWC: 548
TWC: 548
- SaturnChunin
- Stat Page : Saturn's Shenans
Business: Orbital Oddities & Palm Predictions
Mission Record : Missions
Summoning Contract : Dragonflies
Familiar : (MIMAS)
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 0
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:57 am
"Huh?" The caped warrior looked flabbergasted at the overwhelming bombardment of disses that Goro laid out for his opponent. Even worse, the bear seemed much more agitated than it was before the Genin duo had arrived to help the local hero out. He shrieked, and almost dropped the little weapon that Saturn had handed to him when the bear snarled once again. The Genin in cyan outstretched his right hand quickly to catch his stretchy octopus before it touched the ground. Still perfectly disguised as a kunai, Mimas had yet to serve its purpose. "You dropped your weapon," Saturn narrated at the boy before kicking his back with his boot to shove him towards the jaws of the degraded bear, "What's he gonna do, Goro?" It appeared that while Goro had a knack for picking on the bear, Saturn had taken to bullying the child.
WC: 145
TWC: 978
WC: 145
TWC: 978
- Goro ChinoikeGenin
- Stat Page : Ninja Card
Clan Focus : Genjutsu
Village : Kumogakure
Ryo : 28000
Re: Bear With Us Pt. 2
Fri Dec 02, 2022 5:53 pm
Goro tries to step between the bear and the kid, looking at Saturn with his back turned to the bear. "If he's gonna be a hero, he's gotta do it the right way! Our system has no room for vigilantes!" He would say, not realizing the bear raised a paw to bring down on him and slash him, which Goro catches with his left-hand last second. "What do you want?" The bear and everyone watching look shocked as the 14-year-old boy just perfectly caught a bear's paw. "Y'know, they never said I had to avoid hurting you, just killing you. He would threaten the bear. The bear quickly raises its other paw, but Goro sends a megaton punch into his stomach that can be heard like thunder. He then punches the bear in the face and it looks like he even knocked some teeth out, before putting him into a fucking fisherman suplex, which leaves the bear disoriented. "Anyway, we shouldn't rely on an amateur to do our work for us, or we'll never be Chunin!"
TWC: 724
TWC: 724
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