Re: Ninja Excuses

Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:59 pm

I lost some of my muscles in battle disabling me from clenching fists.

Stroke a Cow.

Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:02 pm

No cows around here.

Eat a glass of ramen.

Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:08 pm

I have no teeth, so i can only eat liquids.

Chew a stick.

Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:10 pm

There are no sticks around.

Do the hokey pokey.

Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:29 pm

I only dance for money.....

Sing a ballad for me :3

Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:10 pm

i have laryngitis

pick a pack of pickles

Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:04 am

My name is not Peter.

Re enact the entire of Flash Dance X)

Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:02 pm

I have two left feet.

Slap the next person that looks at you x)

Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:43 pm

My Eyelids have been glued together, so now I cant see the person.

Run As Fast as you Can.

Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:49 pm

My speed has no limit--BOOM BITCH!!!

Take a psychotic killer out for dinner x)