The Hurting Solo Traning

I decided to try doing some chin ups and the first ten chin ups were easy. The second bunch, were really hard. I was praying to the seventeenth lord to get me through the set. I continued struggling then I got to the eleventh chin up. Then I dropped and then noticed the hot springs just below my feet. That encouraged me to pull myself back up. Then my fatigue kicked in. My feet crashed into the boiling water springs but as my feet touched my arms would pull me up. Struggling I did one hundred and ten chin ups before my arms finally gave in and I fell into the hot springs. Then after two days I woke up in the hospital. My biceps looked liked like hulks. Then I noticed my elbows had arthritis. I also had to go on a rack to stretch my muscles. The taijutsu instructor said I might have opened the first gate. Anyway I then was told I did what the taijutsu instructor does normally. I left the hospital after being told to avoid doing chin ups until one week from now. I then did some gorilla jumps. I did a jump and as I put my hand down I got bitten by a baby badger then I jumped again. I got bit again. I jumped so high that I hit the trees but gravity won again pulling me back down to that badger. I did the best possible form so I could jump the highest I could and so that I would get bitten less often. I did two hundred fourteen gorilla jumps that way and then my legs gave up I got saved from the badgers because a fellow ninja happened to be running around that area and picked me up to go to the hospital. I then woke up two days later in the hospital. I had hulking legs and arthritis in the hips and knees. I was on the rack to stretch my quadriceps because they were forcing my legs to be straight. The taijutsu instructor asked if I was training like rock lee did a long time ago. My answer was yes. I then left the hospital in a wheel chair so my legs can heal. I was laughed at as I had extremely muscular legs but I was in a wheelchair. I then did some sit ups. To be warm I did them right next to the hot springs. I lay down and started my sit ups I did one sit up and my face crashed into some thorny bushes. I lay back down into the hot springs. That was the best motivation ever. I was also training my toughness and calm to at the same time as I had to go through this over and over. I continued until my abdominals and my spinal cord lost their final strength. Then I lay in the hot springs until the same ninja that was running brought me to the hospital. Then I woke up as my abs was being stretched. I then thought I had doubly bad arthritis in my hips and bad arthritis in my spinal cord. I then spent the next two weeks in the hospital so I would not ruin the healing of my limbs. After two weeks of healing I ran to the local ramen shop and ate as fast as I could. Then I decided to run around the academy. I tripped over a tiger. I got so mad that I running around the arena screaming as the angry tiger chased me around. Then I collapsed from exhaustion. I then inch wormed away from the angry tiger the tiger was watching in fascination as I was inch worming at seventy five miles an hour trying to escape the tiger. I then was pursued by the tiger as he was fascinated about how I could inch worm so fast. I collapsed not too far from my apartment. Then I handstand walked to my apartment. The tiger was even more amazed. He was attempting to do hand stand walks himself. Then I entered my apartment. I went to bed as I had to rest my muscles. I woke up the next day by alarm clock. The alarm clock went flying out the window with my fist quivering where the clock was. The kage woke up as the alarm clock flew through his window and woke him up. As he woke up he punched his alarm clock out the window. I knocked me out. I then spent the next day unconscious. I woke up to the kages alarm and I punched it out. The kage exchanged alarms with me. I spent the rest of the day unconscious. The two days I spent unconscious allowed my muscles full use. I woke up by my own will. This time I jumped out of bed and ran to the closet to get changed. I then left the apartment to train. I continued to train this time lifting these weights the academy had. I decided to go and do some ply metric jumps around the training ground I was apparently jumping for my life as kunai, shuriken, people, paper bombs, fire balls, throwing axes, bolas, giant shuriken and more stuff all flying at me. I escaped to go and jump up and around the flying projectiles including the iron sand blocks by tenths of millimeters. They were flying at a hundred miles an hour. I could have died even though the blocks were only two inches by three inches by four inches. I survived as someone did the mud wall to stop the blocks.. I was very scared as the nasty projectile stream continued to chase me. I finally escaped the barrage by jumping back into the middle of the training ground. I was so lucky that I left the training grounds and grabbed a free lottery ticket. I did not win and I decided to go back into the action of the training ground. I saw someone open three gates and attempt the forward lotus on a training dummy flew almost grazed my head that almost killed me. I saw the forward lotus guy then get carried to the hospital. He was unconscious. I continued lifting weights specifically doing bicep curls. I then decided to go and hold some weights two arm lengths and a belly apart. I managed to hold for two seconds. I then decided to go and I continued running around until my legs gave up. I then went home and rested for a really long time.

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