A little bit of solo training [solo]

Orochihama woke up feeling very hungry. she thought that she should try going to a different ramen shop instead of the one she always goes to. she decided that she should get some ramen. she went to the ramen shop and ordered some ramen. she then remembered why she got ramen from the place she always goes to. The ramen does not take so long to arrive. she was waiting for twenty minutes as the ramen was taking a really long time to cook. she then decided that the best thing to do while waiting was to do some pushups on the chair while waiting. she ended up doing five hundred twenty two pushups while waiting for the ramen shop to give she the ramen which she was waiting twenty minutes for. she then decided that she should run around the training grounds after eating. she then ate and left the ramen shop. she then decided that she should run around the training grounds. she was joined by some badgers who like running with a partner. These short stubby legged creatures were really fast at running as they had a very good cardio system. she then sped up in an attempt to outrun the badgers. The badgers decided to run faster to keep up with she and then the two groups were running faster and faster until she then tripped over a tree root. The badgers thought it was really funny and decided to go and trip them. she got up and continued running only to make the badgers get up and continue running with she . she then decided to climb a mountain after fruitlessly running away from the badgers. she then stated climbing the mountain. The badgers decided that it would be fun to climb the mountain. she tried the same tactic she tried on the other badgers which was to suddenly let go and knock the badgers off but the badgers let go to so she and the badgers fell into this hole and landed on top of a pile of acorns. A bunch of squirrels got angry. she and the badgers took cover behind part of the pile of acorns as the squirrels threw acorns at the badgers and she . she and the badgers grabbed acorns and threw them back at the squirrels which then had to take cover as a volley of acorns flew back at the squirrels. A game of dodge acorn suddenly started taking place. The squirrels got reinforcements and she was all having a hard time trying to dodge all the acorns flying at them. she then found a paper bomb lying on the floor. she then threw the paper bomb and ducked as it exploded knocking out a bunch of squirrels. Then the squirrels got replaced by more squirrels but were angry. The badgers howled and suddenly a bunch of badgers parachuted in to join the war effort in the pit. The squirrels and the badgers had a huge fight. she then saw a bunch of squirrels wake up all of the sudden. Volleys of acorns continued flying around as badgers and squirrels were throwing acorns at each other. Eventually she saw a nest of wasps above the squirrels. she climbed out of the hole and borrowed a paper bomb from a jonnin. she threw it at the wasp nest and fled as an explosion showed up in the battle. The wasps were stinging everybody inside the hole until the dirt collapsed onto the badgers squirrels and wasps killing all of them. she then decided that she should do some chin-ups. she walked over to a nearby tree and climbed up the tree to the lowest branch. she started doing chin-ups. she then got bored and decided to let go. she started falling down and suddenly landed into a hot springs. The sign right next to the pool said warning pool may be hot; the temperature is currently three hundred and twenty five degrees above freezing. Fell in and immediately jumped off the water and fell into a cold pool. The sign right next to the cold pool was warning pool may be cold temperature is currently forty five degrees below freezing. she landed on the ice pool and jumped off. she then landed in a warm pool and she seemed to fall asleep and suddenly a bunch of piranha was biting at she . she then decided that she should wake up and jump out of the water and get back onto land. she then jumped onto land and decided that she should try some jumps. she then does some ply metric jumps until she was home. she then decided that she should go and get some more ramen. she then decided to go to her normal ramen shop and bring a book while she was at it. she went to the library and borrowed make out paradise. The book was a best seller. she did not read the fact that it was for adults and hated the book. she then saw the naruto series and found the part about deidara verses sasuke Uchiha. she borrowed the book from the library and walked to the ramen shop. she grabbed a note book and started writing down good jutsu to learn. she wrote down the c1, c2, c3, c4 and the c0. she also wrote down the hiding like a mole jutsu tobi did in the story. she walked to the ramen shop from the library and ordered some ramen. she remembered that she was not an Uchiha so she did not bother writing down any Uchiha jutsu that she thought were good. Oh, she was so ridiculously jealous of people with actual bloodlines. They could do such amazing, world-changing things! Like, blowing up entire villages or setting things on fire... black fire! She vowed that she would eat someone and get his or her bloodline... someday. That would be helpful. She then ate dinner and walked home and fell asleep.

[WC:1001]

I got 998 WC, but meh, you're approved
+5 Stats, +10 JP