Insert witty hospital joke here [P,NK]

Takeo was in the midst of a rather annoying day. Having 'rushed' the body of the boy to the hospital he had found out the identity of the now dead missing-nin. The boy had been identified as one Rin Uchiha. Something which piqued Takeo's interest. He had heard rumours of the Uchiha clan, and had seen first hand what their eyes are capable of doing. It was for that reason that Takeo had come up with an odd request. The spoils go to the victor came into play here, and with some persuasion he had somehow managed to bull shit his way into being allowed to keep the eyes of the boy. Though what was more difficult was trying to convince them to operate on one of his own eyes and replace it with the corpses. Not wishing to find himself completely blinded temporarily Takeo managed to convince one of the medical shinobi on hand into getting his left eye replaced with that of Rin's. Though was struck him as odd was when the medical shinobi mentioned something about a blood transfusion. Upon questioning the man he spouted some medical nonsense that made no real sense to Takeo other than that it would turn out better for him if he did, something about being able to control the eye as if he were an actual Uchiha. Takeo didn't really pay attention to it, all he cared about was getting it done as soon as possible. The 'surgery' went without an incident, and Takeo awoke two or three hours later with his new eye now nestled snuggly in his left eye socket. The one who did the surgery mentioned something about the eye needing time to recover before he could use it or something, probably why it was now currently bandaged. So Takeo lay there in a hospital bed to wait out the results of the surgery.

[Un-awakened sharingan implanted in left eye, blood tranfusion of Uchiha blood into system and all that.]

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Haru was walking through the streets nonchalantly, reflecting on the fact that in about the timespan of a week, his mentor, his friend, and a stranger had just met had died of heart attacks. He’d gotten awfully good at disposing of bodies. He’d returned to street level from giving Kenchi one of Matsu’s byakugan, bringing the other to the hospital to be transplanted for “Safekeeping”. Of course, he’d gotten a little distracted along the way, the allure of liquor had called out to help him cope with all these sudden deaths. He was at that limbo state between drunk and sober, where he could still control himself, but he was numb to the world around him. He swaggered through the streets, narrowly avoiding tripping and smashing his face, reaching the hospital just in time to see Takeo waltzing through the streets, carrying a corpse with a gaping hole in his head. Curious, he followed the boy, since they were going to the same place. As Takeo went through his operation, Haru watched with the byakugan, sitting in the lobby and stalling. It seemed he’d found some sort of eye on the boy… That was worth having transplanted. Curious, Haru stood up, walking to Takeo’s operating room as the surgery concluded, opening the door and stepping in.
”Takeo, you need some lessons on disposing of corpses.” He would joke as he entered, sitting down in a chair next to him. His hand missed the chair the first two attempts he made, so that he stumbled forward slightly as he finally grabbed the chair, pulling it back and sitting down. ”So, what did you trade those pretty eyes of yours for?” He would ask, leaning back in the chair, which tipped dangerously from one leg to the other.

Takeo had his one non-bandaged eye closed when he heard the sound of the door opening. His eye opened a tad before opening fully upon noticing who had entered. A boy entered the room, said boy being one Haru Hyuuga, a Genin that Takeo had worked with a few times over the last month or so. From the way the boy was walking Takeo took a guess that the boy was under the influence of something, his suspicions confirmed moments later as he attempted to sit down on the seat next to his bed. With his one eye he watched the boy with a slight smirk on his face, not at the poor attempt of a joke but instead at the actions Haru took. "Uchiha." Was all that he felt he needed to indulge to him. He expected Haru to understand why he had given up one of his eyes at that moment, after all Takeo assumed that any shinobi with some sort of knowledge was aware of the Sharingan. "Though I'm not entirely sure if the boy had access to the eye's abilities at the time of his...demise. It's a risk that I feel is worth taking for now." With his explanation done he shifted himself around in the bed somewhat, laying back against the pillows in order to stare up towards the plain white ceiling. "What brings you here then?"

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(You're allowed to add my posts to your recovery post total as well, putting you at 3/30)

Haru smirked blankly for no real reason as Takeo answered him. He seemed to have come across an Uchiha's corpse. Haru wouldn't ask how. He'd be like a pot calling the kettle black if he asked how the body had been made, so he just assumed the boy had either found him dead, watched him die, or killed him for some sort of crime. He held his head, which was beginning to spin from the whiskey.
"I'm one eye short of a set, thanks to that kid... what was his name? D... D something... Ah, whatever." He explained, trailing off, before snapping back as he realized he'd done so. "I've got the byakugan from that boy who had a heart attack in the ramen bar with us, remember?" He said, pointing awkwardly with his left hand to the glass jar he carried on the right side of his belt, filled with water and with a small white object floating around inside. It wasn't the most professional way to go about getting a replacement eye, but he needed something to carry it in. Haru’s chair tipped once more to the other side, still dangerously close to falling.

[Oh cool.]

Takeo's eyebrow arced upwards slightly at the words of Haru. The way the boy stumbled over his words Takeo found to be quite funny. His single eye drifted away from the ceiling as the Hyuuga spoke. It moved to rest on the corpse across from him, now with one eye missing from it's head. "If it's a trade your proposing then I'm fine with it, I will however need a sample of Hyuuga blood." Takeo himself wasn't entirely sure why he needed the blood, even after he had been told by the one who had taken out his eye in the first place. He absentmindedly fiddled with the bandages around the upper left part of his face, they were starting to get quite irritating. "You know, a lot of people have been dying from heart attacks recently." Continuing to adjust and mess around the bandages he thought back to the rather high number of deaths via heart attacks recently.

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Haru would nod as Takeo spoke, casually pullying a syringe from his robes pocket like a drug dealer of some kind, twirling the needle in a showoffy manner, only to lose coordination and drop the syringe. He bent over to pick it up, the chair tipping forward with him as he went. He sat back in the chair once more, pushing the needle against his skin, before retracting bit and readjusting the positioning. He did this several times until he finally found a vein. He then stuck in the needle and filled the syringe with blood, setting it down on the because table, and wrapping his arm with a bandage.He slumped back in the chair

Takeo gave a small nod of thanks to Haru when he collected his own blood for him. He motioned lazily over towards the dead Uchiha, "You can do whatever you want with the remaining eye and the body." He swung his legs over the edge of the bed and leant forward, grabbing at the blood filled syringe with his right hand and moved to pocket it. "I'd love to stay and chat Haru but I must dash." He held out his free hand in order for Haru to pass over the byakugan in a jar before he would go to exit out from the hospital room, "Have fun with your corpse." He would give as a farewell before leaving the room and then the hospital itself.

[Exit probably]

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+1 Syringe of Hyuuga blood
+1 Byakugan probably

Soul Amethyst 8133/10000

Haru would nod as Takeo took the syringe, handing him the eye floating around in the jar. After Takeo left, he would stand up, walking over to the door. 
"Sheesh, what'd he do to you?" He would mutter, looking at the hole in the side of the boy's head. Shrugging, he looked over as the door opened slowly, a man entering. 
"Where did-" Began the man, before being cut off by Haru.
"He split. Now, can you help me get the other eye put in?" He asked the man, glancing over. Several hours and a lot of convincing later, Haru awoke from the surgery, his extra eye that Daniel had made him floated in a jar like the one Matsu’s eye had been in. He blinked his Byakugan eye as he put his hands to the bandages that covered his new eye.
”Good riddance. He said, glancing over at the useless eye he’d been given. He sat up in the bed, stepping out of the room, and walking to his hotel room, holding the bandaged eye every so often.

(Exit)
(+1 Sharingan eye implanted in left eye)
(+786 words Soul Amethyst bonding)

App approved.