Daruma gets his Sh*t Together

Daruma sits up from his bed, slowly rubbing his hands on his eyes. He's naked in bed like usual, and he grabs on to the covers. The soft, welcoming chasm that was his bed. He never wanted to leave it, as it was his favorite place to be. He would snuggle up with himself, sometimes putting his head under the pillow while other times he would only relax. He slowly crawled out from under the covers, pulling off the warm sheets, a cool wind giving him goosebumps. He stood up, and had to get to work with what he'd do for the day. The first order of business was what he was going to eat. He was only half awake, so he stumbled to the kitchen which was only a couple of rooms away. Looking out the window, he quickly got distracted by the wonders that were outside. His attention snaps back to his pantry, which he had just gotten the day before. All that was in the place was some instant ramen, which was good enough for him. He rubs his eyes as he pours water in his kettle, a peaceful sound as it shifted around. Taking a box of matches, he quickly arranged some wood and coals in the fireplace in front of him. He struck the match, followed by the sound of ignition.  He took the pot with his right hand and slowly slid it over the heat of the fire. He sat there, watching the flames jump up and lick at the bottom of the pot, the water on the inside slowly beginning to have bubbles rise to the surface. After a couple more minutes, the water was finally boiling. Daruma took the container of ramen, opening the lid. He set it down on his kitchen counter, and lifted the pot as he poured the hot liquid into the cup. The water met the fill line, and he put the pot back over the fire before blowing it out. Closing the lid, he now had to wait for the ramen to finish cooking, or whatever the hell it did with the water. He sat there, with nothing to do. He just stared up at the ceiling that he had made, sighing. He slowly counted each second that was going by, wanting to eat his ramen very badly. Finally, it was done. He opened up the lid and peeled it off, using a pair of chopsticks to push down the noodles on top, effectively mixing it together. He lifted some to his face, and cringed when he felt how hot the water was. He then sighed, and waited once more for it to cool. He began by blowing on the ramen slightly, sometimes picking up a few noodles with his chopsticks. It wasn't the ideal thing to do.. eating ramen for breakfast.. But it had to do. Once the food was able to be eaten, he ate it very slowly as he savored the flavor of the noodles. He didn't get to eat much from almost constant work, so it was a good change. After finishing all of the noodles, he presses the cup to his lips and drinks the remaining broth, throwing the packaged ramen into the trashcan when he was done. He stretched out, happy with his meal and ready to get to work for the day.

He then leaves the house, stepping out on the grass. The forest ahead of him seemed nice, so he began to walk to it. As he walked, he looked around him. There was a variety of shops and other things for him to adventure at, and he was overall entertained. He smiled when he saw these things, and he walked over to a shop to investigate. He walked inside, tilting his head at the cashier up at the desk. "Hello there, what would you like?" Daruma pressed his face against the window, making a "Hmm.." sound as he stared inside. He raised a single eyebrow when he spotted something that peaked his interest. There was a small candy. It was a redish-pink color, and it seemed to sparkle. Staring at it with great interest, Daruma looked up at the man. "I'll take a bag of those candies." The man chuckled, then got a bag of the candy and rung up the order. "Alright, that will be 50 Ryo." Daiko gives the man a thumbs up, then buys the candy. As he walks out of the shop, he pops one of the candies in his mouth, sucking on it. It was... amazing. It was a sweet strawberry flavor, and tasted like heaven put into a bag of crystallized sugar. Knocking aside his distractions, he started to train. Starting with the clone technique, he slammed his hands together. Nothing happened. Grunting, he tried once more with this technique, pressing his hands together. He sighed loudly, slapping his face with his palm. He was an Uchiha, so he HAD to be good at this right off the bat. He then made the ram, snake, then tiger seal, and another Daruma popped up beside him. "Ugh.. Is that what I actually look like?" Daruma poked the clone, and it disappeared. Shrugging, he then tried to turn himself into something.

Daruma was feeling pretty frisky, so he decided to try and turn himself into a bra. If that wasn't the most lewd thing a ninja could do at an academy, then nothing was. He was trying the dog, boar, then ram hand seals, and then he turned into a pile of goop. It was disgusting, and he set to try again. Sighing, he did the hand seals once more. This time he turned into a full set of lingerie, and was on the floor. He pumped his... strap..(?) and then turned back into human form. Stretching, he set off to the academy, where he would become a genin. After that, he'd go meet someone who he found interesting enough to talk to. That is, if he ever did be come a genin.

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Transformation Technique 
Clone Technique
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Jaye's Love and Affection