Monkey Zapper, and Demon Kisser (p, nk)

(Tiny set up post, up to you how it goes. Just know... we're wrastling.)
Deftly like a ninja Ling jumped from roof top to roof top. Her movements as natural and as graceful as the monkey which she had in tow. At the moment she was a predator, a hunter, her prey? The Hokage's son. The lil' clod hopper had gone along and grown up. Not that ling was holding that against him, she was just bored and he'd be a fun guy to stalk around the village.

It was the most funnest came she had in the entire world. She'd pick a fun person and follow them around the village as they did missions and trained. Then when they least expected it ling would jump out of nowhere.

Of course she was a good hunter, she must not start things too early otherwise the whole game would be blown. No no no. She had to follow him around, make sure she wasn't god modding, get him comfortable, then she'd attack! Making sure not to head butt him this time, because last time she got fifty thousand bolts from that.

Enough time had passed for the young male that he had gone to a rather personal change. At a last moments decision he bathed his hair white getting rid of all its dark traces cutting it to where it had simply laid bare on his neck rather than pushing past it. Sat somewhere within the depths of the training grounds he was spaced out, staring into the sky with his dull yellow eyes for sometime as a light spark came from his body before vanishing. Many a great things had happened in the past few days with him almost killing his "sister" and secluding himself to the forest where he left himself to the dark embrace of his mind. Leaving the dark and gloomy aside he laid bare on the ground allowing it to comfort him, eyes closing only for a moment as a deep sigh escaped his lips...What could happen today?

"Water Style: Water Beast Jutsu!" Ling announced running out from the edge of the trees and vomiting out a giant thirty meter tall Gorilla monster made of water. The beast beat it's chest with it's huge fists as it grew and towered over the trees. Meanwhile on the ground ling was running towards Kasuga laughing like a maniac. "Sneak attack squirt!"

Ling herself had done a little growing up. More mentally than physically, as she'd been skirting around achieving nirvana for the last few weeks. She's seen some death, she's visited some temples, and came to terms with herself. She broke her curse, though not in the way many might have expect. She was still ling, still happy to the extreme, but not so manic anymore. It was like a really, truly warm hum she emitted. Different from the nervous kind of tittering happiness she once wore at all times. Physically not much is new. She's short. Her dark bluish hair has grown out a bit from it's former short length. She now wears it long to show she's a lady. Her skin has also darkened up. More from the fact that she now spends days at a time meditating out in the open than any style choice. Skin simply bakes sometimes.

All that being said, Kas couldn't really tell! She was still laughing like a crazy person, and sending a giant water monkey to crush him. Speaking of which as Ling was running for kas The Giant monkey was going to slam his fists down on top of the white haired boy crushing him if he didn't move. Ling would tragically be to slow in her sprint to really truly save him.

Still amidst his own daydream Kasuga had no idea that he would be put into quite the serious/fun situation all in one go. As fate would have it, he could feel a particular chakra coming towards him from the forest though he wasn't concerned with it until it had gotten to the forests' edge. Opening one yellow eye he looked over towards the trees slight swaying and slumped his right hand onto the ground, summoning a single sheathed blade into his hand," Somethings coming closer to us," the demon within him uttered as Kasuga sighed and sat up slowly," I know I felt it from afar...Let's take care of this," a slight murmur as he heard both the beast and the feminine voice from afar.

He recognized the voice but not the body though that mattered little since he had quite the opposition running towards him like he stole its banana. Reaching for the hilt of his blade he waited until the beast was a mere five meters away and smiled. In a flash his body would be overtaken by a shade of orange (transformation frame go!) sending him through a rapid transformation in which he would be enshrouded by a white Gi with orange trim and long hair?!?!?! What was more amazing was that he was accompanied by two giant gauntlets each bigger than his body! Now what was he going to do with these you ask? Well before the beast could lunge downwards at him, the gauntlets would slam downwards causing a chasm to form under the beast spreading out 20 meters forward from the position of Kasuga at 100 speed.

So what did that mean? Gorilla had fallen down a hole into the abyss and the woman who had sent this beast at him was going to get...tackled. In the single moment the beast fell, Kasuga's body evaporated into black wisps leaving no trace of his chakra but...where did he go? Welll unfortunately for ling she would feel the grasp of familiar hands wrapping around her form and pushing her to the ground, unless of course the monkey woman had something up her sleeve," So what's the big idea with that gorilla...wait," sniffing her because that made sense at the moment he chuckled and shook his head," So....someone else went and grew up didn't ya Ling?," the yellow eyes searching for any additional movements though with his giant buddies looming right by his sides it was going to quite the fun reunion.

Ling frowned cosmetically as she saw her big gorilla buddy take the the dive. That was so cooooooool. So cool in fact she was forgetting to come up with a plan to jump over that hole. Luckily that was already taken care of. "Bwaaaah." Ling chirped as she felt herself being pulled towards the ground. She laughed to herself, and squirmed into a position to where she could be face to face with her opponent, a huge grin spreading over her face. "Hiya." Ling replied flashing her pearly whites. Her own eyes glew with a phantasmal blue coloring that pulsed as she looked into Kas' own yellow eyes. "I knew you'd be fun!" It'd been a while since Ling had managed to find someone who'd stretch their legs with her. 

As the words left her mouth Kas would feel his entire body seize up. As lingqi's chakra flowed into him it would freeze up all of his muscles and keep him as a perfect statue for her. Genjutsu Binding ya'll. With her buddy all nice and frozen Ling's smiled opened up and she bared her teeth. "Homp!" She announced craning her neck and biting Kas playfully on the bundle of muscles that connect the shoulders and the neck. "Isss grwub ter seh yer chhhhrse hers bum wiffed. Yur muuuuu ooooler aff a mon." (It's good to see your curse has been lifted. You're much cooler as a man.) She giggled between clenched teeth as she felt the wad of unbroken skin and muscles squish between her pearly whites. 

Hopefully at least. Ling wasn't much of a grappler, so if he managed to avoid the genjutsu she was burnt toast.

"We have got to stop meeting like this Ling Ling or else one of us is going to buying the other dinner soon," of course he had learned his last lesson from buying someone dinner...just don't do it. The first question would have been how long had she been following him, but at the moment he was trying to figure out why his body had suddenly gotten heavy and locked up. For a moment he played back the last series of events up until the point where there were yellow eyes meeting glowing blue...now wait a minute! Ling had cheated just slightly (not really) and genjutsu'd him or so he assumed OR maybe her good looks had just stunned him something fierce.

At any rate he had something he needed to use to get out of this and thus he would mentally chuckle as she began to nom on his neck. Slowly he gauntlets would poke at her almost as if asking for her to release him from the genjutsu, less he had to get more physical with her... Then again what if she was the type that liked that sort of thing? Well at this point the cross-roads had opened their sights on Kasuga. On one hand if she had not released the genjustu, Erebes would force control over Kasuga's body, making it move just enough to make the male bite the female on the nape of her neck all while pinning her down. Now if anyone came about the the grounds seeing this it would be quite the weird sight, but why did he care?

Ling released her chomp and set her head back down on the ground. She bit her lip and considered whether or not to release Mr. Ametsuchi from his bindings. The gauntlets were like whatever. Ling didn't feel pain. Well... Nevermind. After a moments of consideration, some pondering, a bit of thought Ling decided to go ahead and go for broke. She glanced back into his eyes, and released the genjutsu. "Any way like I was saying... HI-YAH!" She flung her head forwards in a head butt aiming to smack Kas right in the face with her own. Of course between the two of them Kas was much more built for hitting people with his face. So when the faced did make contact Ling Ricocheted off of his' and went flying back into the grounds. Her head kicked up dust from the ground, and her blue eyes were replaced with little black swirling lines. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, you win."

Lings eyes closed up, and under her lids they crossed as they tried to black out the pain radiating out of the middle of her forehead. She let out a forlorn sigh, and let her head drop to the sigh. "What've you been up to. I haven't seen you in a while. Like five years from the look of it." A smile crawled up her lips, and she let out a brief chuckle. Her bluish hair spread out around her head like a dark halo.

First option it was! Though when his body had been released he let out a small sigh of relief before chuckling," So I guess you were trying to mark me or something weren't you? No one bites unless they...well you are weird so I wouldn't actually put it past you just to do it for all but no reason...and hello to you too-," the swift headbutt to the head caused him to pause momentarily but like a Russian rock he prevailed. As he was still leaning over her he took a moment to look at her before shaking his head," Should get your weight up a bit more miss or those headbutts are gonna crack that skull of yours," of course back then the last time they had done that she ended up being shocked...at least this time no one needed the ol' lightning rod to say hello.

Oh of course he won. Yet that wasn't the true issue at hand and as a reminder he kicked his side-tracked mind back into play and shrugged," Well I went through an accelerated puberty phase, got sexier and grew a lot... As for you I could say the same. Coming back with longer hair but the same personality. As for what i've been up to? Found out I had another sibling, watched my dad propose to my mom, and otherwise just having a pretty dull ninja career...Where's your monkey friend at by the way?," odd how he had not seen the little monkey with her assuming she still had him of course.

Deep within the trees of Kono Hiru crouched. His sniper rifled cocked, and ready. His scoped aim right on kas, finger on the tigger, waiting. Waiting for ling to give the signal.

"Oh I don't know doing monkey stuff." Heh heh heh sweet lie. 

Now that she'd started at the end it was time to work herself back through the conversation. We just needed to establish that there was indeed a monkey sniper in the trees. Waiting... Watching... Waffling. "Also I don't think the phrase Accelerated puberty phase, and the word sexeir should be used in the same sentence. I can't imagine anything more harrowing than getting zit faced and hairy in fast forward. I dunno maybe I'm projecting. You weren't bleeding when you were going through it." Classy. At the mention of her hair ling threw her hands up to her shoulders, as best she could under the shadow of Kas. "Oh I mastered that kiss thing I was working on last time we talked. So now my hair is like... full of chakra and stuff. If ya ever want to grow a healthy mane, ya know my secret." She brought her hands up of Kas' hair and dug her fingers deep into his forest of hair. She flexed her fingers within his white man, and lightly raked the tips of her fingers along his scalp. "This is alright though."

"You have a brother-sister, that's soooo cool. Not me I've just got a monkey. My parents call me their precious sapphire. You what? Your dad... to your mom? That means you're...." Ling slide her head to the side and removed her hands from the hair. 

"Bastard." She whispered with wide eyes. Fruit born from the coupling of unmarried pairs, scandalous. Well maybe she was jumping to conclusions. There was the chance that the two had been divorced and were now back together. Ugh, almost as distasteful.  Play it cool play it cool. Don't lay judgement down on people.

She cooly and casually returned her head to it's up right position, and put her hands back in Kas's hair as if she'd never taken them out. Cooly and casually as a lingqi possibly could. "Propose eh?" She said not missing a beat. Other than the long and obvious pause his comment had created, but other than that. Not a beat was missed. "Were they, *Eye Twitch* separated?" Contrary to popular beliefs ling was not raised by animals. A life time ago she was the daughter, and inheritor to a long and conservative line of priests and nobles. Issues like children out of wedlock and broken families were just not a topic ling had all that much knowledge on. Heck people hardly even died back home unless it was from old age. It was just another reminder that ling was an outsider in these lands. Only this time it's not her behavior that reminds her of it.

"Monkey stuff huh...Then shouldn't you be doing the same oh Monkey Queen?" a slight furrow of the brows followed his quip as he was going to move but figured he was quite comfortable so there he had remained for whatever reason...kid was weird after all. A brief chuckle escaped his lips as he shook his head just slightly," Can't go through what i've already been through before Ling, besides I have some damn good skin so I won't get zits or...well hairy like that," well at least he wasn't talking out of his ass too much though if he had gotten hairy that would have been taken cared of quickly. Moving to later in the minutes of th time they were talking he tilted his head for a moment remembering the strange technique that took the lips of Konoha's royal bad boy (not that he didn't like it) but when she said her chakra was full of hair...meant hair full of chakra he couldn't help but be curious.

The feeling of a cute woman's hands in ones hair caused the male to small almost immediately though to hide it chuckled and nodded," Noted." While he heard what she had said he didn't mind it because the circumstances for his father and mother not being together was...in the dark," to make it as simple as possible my Dad was from Kumo and met my mom here and after a while migrated back, married here and here we are now. Whether or not i'm a "bastard" as you kindly put it matters not to me, and as for my sibling? That's a rather shallow topic since she is more of a hassle than anything else," it was true he didn't like his sibling...not one damn bit.