Kalsu's training P

The sun rises over the great village of Funkagekure, the birds chirp loudly, mother natures creatures are truly active today, flocks of birds fly over Funkagekure, even a pack of deer run past the village gate, or at least that how any normal villages morning would start. Instead Kalsu is awakened by the sounds of blood curdling screams, and fingernails being dragged against the floor, the screams consist of "Oh my god no! Please don't bring me there!" Even though Kalsu couldn't see what was going on he had a pretty good idea from what his genin exams proctor said "If you fail your body is going straight to Osore for lunch" Which would be the screams of sheer terror must be the breakfast for the kage, that or a morning snack. Realizing that he isn't going to get any more sleep with all the racket going on outside his shitty apartment that he calls his home, so he decides to get up and take a shower and begin his day. Kalsu twist the knobs of his shower but the his surprise a think black goop drips from the shower head, spraying on Kalsu's feet "Damn!" Kalsu screams as he jumps out of his shower and turns it off "Ok looks like I am gonna have to find a hot spring or something" Kalsu says frustrated that he, the heir to the great Yuki clan has to live this, but at least he has something.

Kalsu grabs a nearby towel wiping off the black goop from his feet, which is followed by him slipping on a fresh pair of boxers, his regular white button up shirt, a dark blue hooded jacket that comes down to his legs, and a pair of light blue pants. Kalsu taking a moment to admire himself in his cracked mirror, making clicking sounds and pointing his fingers at the mirror. Almost right after doing this his neighbor slams against the wall making his mirror shatter. Kalsu smiling at this because he takes it as him being that awesome that he makes objects randomly break by pointing and clicking at them.

After finally coming down from his hype of how awesome he is, Kalsu runs to his door slipping on his ninja shoes and heading out to find a hot spring.


While Kalsu is on his journey to find the hot springs he runs into a man with a name tag that says "Hi my name is Mur" Too further exception the look of this man is rather strange, his hair is black and spiky, sticking out every which way from his head, his eyes are blocked to what appears to be a pair of goggles with a spiral pattern on the lenses. His wardrobe consist of a white t-shirt with a light brown stained jacket with holes all through it, and what appears to be a pair of pink pajama pants which also have holes through them, finally a pair of bright yellow slippers with duck heads sticking off them.

"Why hello there little one" The man says with a sadistic smile as he bends down to get eye level with Kalsu. "Hey spinning eyed crazy man do you know where a hot spring is?" Kalsu replies while keeping a very close eye on the man just in case. "Ah why yes my dear watson! follow me!" Mur says as he stands up right and begins to walk backwards while waving at Kalsu, with a slight sigh Kalsu follows to see what this man will lead him.

As the two walk Kalsu sees many strange things happening all around him, ranging from people being mugged, to a naked man rubbing his nipples and cocooning with his window open. Kalsu twitching in disgust at this simply tries to focus on the mugger who is beating a poor fellow to death with his own skull, Kalsu stops and wonders if this even physically possible, which strangely enough is exactly what the man is screaming while he is being beaten with his own skull. "Come along my boy" Mur says as he turns to face Kalsu wearing a smile on his face, against better judgement Kalsu nods and follows the man outside of the village and toward a large water spring, the water itself appears to be hot enough to melt skin off the bone provided by bones floating in the water. This undoubtedly being a trap set by Mur to get people to kill themselfs so he can do experiments on their bodies afterwards, Mur having a remote control to change the temperature of the water to trick people.

Kalsu looks at the water for a moment thinking "Hmmm that doesn't look too safe .... but I do need to get clean somehow" Kalsu's thoughts are quickly ended and he begins to strip down to his boxers "Last one in is a melting iceberg!!" Kalsu yells as he runs for the spring jumping into the air and cannonballing into the water. A wide grin forming on Mur's face as he thinks he has caused other kid to kill himself in his water of death. After Kalsu enters the water Mur presses a button on his remote that is hidden in his pocket to raise the temperature and kill Kalsu, but to his surprise however Kalsu surfaces completely unfazed "What's wrong grandpa? Don't wanna get your earpiece wet?!" Kalsu says with a laugh, unknown to Mur that Kalsu is from the Yuki clan so he has the ability to instantly cool any natural water, or his own water to almost whatever degrees he wants, this having nothing to do with the water however being as he hasn't gotten his Ice Release yet so he does not possess this power, so this is most likely the case of faulty machinery. "What in the?! How in the!?! When in the?!?!" Are the only words racing through Mur's mind as he looks at the boy he had hoped to be dead a mere moment ago "No thank you my boy, i have uhh .... things to do" Mur says before running off into the woods to try and fix his devise. "Hmmm nice guy, weird as hell, but nice" Kalsu says with a smile as he lays back and relaxes in the water.


Once Kalsu is finished bathing himself he gets dressed again and begins to practice his water ninjutsu using the hot spring next to him. He starts out by making a tiger hand seal, performing the water release water clone jutsu, causing three clones that look just like him to step out of the water "Alright guys we are going to be doing some target practice!" Kalsu yells out to his clones, who now form a very fearful expression on their faces. Kalsu then making the Rat and Bird hand seals causing exactly three needles to raise from the water as well, each needle being roughly about four inches in length, with their width being that of a ballpoint pen, the clones at this point turn around and begin running for their lives. With a sadistic smile Kalsu thrust his right arm forward laughing insanely as he does, causing the needles to shoot forward at the fleeing clones, each needle reaching 20 speed.

With pinpoint accuracy each needle makes contact with one of the three water clones, causing them to explode in a rather large explosion of water, normally these needle are not meant for "killing" unless aimed properly, but for crippling the opponent, but since these are water clones the force of the impact releases the jutsu, turning them back into that of their original form, water. "Shooting moving targets, check." Kalsu says making his hands move as if he is checking something off a list of things he wishes to do today "Hmmmm whats should i do next?" Kalsu says while tapping his left foot on the ground as he thinks "Ah I know!" Kalsu says in a happy and uplifting voice as he makes a few quick hand seals causing a dense mist, dense enough that no one may see what Kalsu is doing, unless they posses a dojutsu that allows them to. After finishing his hiding in mist jutsu, cloaking his being from being seen by anyone he doesn't want to see what he does next. In secret Kalsu has made his own water Jutsu, he calls it, the Water Whip.


By flowing his chakra into the water next to him he forms a floating, shapeless mass of water that appears to be five foot by five foot. With an unseen smile Kalsu commands the water to lash forward like that of a whip, this causing a loud snapping noise to occur from within the mist. "Hell yeah!" Kalsu yells as he makes the mass of water whip the air a few more types, making the same sound as before. Too anyone in earshot of this might think that there is some kinky bondge sex happening in the mist, but however this isn't the case. Quickly growing bored of simply "whipping" the air Kalsu decides to test what else he can make the water do, with a flux of his chakra he commands the water to separate into five pieces, each being the width of a knife, the length and height being that of five feet, after changing the shape of the water he commands it to shoot forward ,striking a tree ten meters in front of him. The impact causing the tree to shake and for leafs to fall from it, or at least thats what would have happened Kalsu lived in a place that had living trees. Instead the tree merely falling apart from the lack of nourishment or water, turning into wet dust, This causing a frown to form a crossed Kalsu's face as there is this much of a lack of any type of rain, or a liquid that they can reach that even the trees are dying, how long until it is him in battle if he stays in this dreadful place. Kalsu wondering to himself as he watches the dust blow away in the wind forgotten "No! I will not be like this tree! Somehow I will learn other ways to fight without needing the help of a water source!" Kalsu says making this promise to himself.

After making his promise to himself decides to practice some hand to hand fighting with his water clones, Kalsu makes the same hand seal as he did before causing four water clones to step out of the water next to him. "Alright listen up! I want you to try and kick my ass! no jutsu allowed understood?!" Kalsu yells to his water clones who simply nod and run toward him, with a smirk on Kalsu's face he bends down to the ground reaching his arms backwards to brace himself on the ground, after doing this Kalsu begins to shuffle his legs to the right to make his body spin around in a circle. When his legs get close to one of his arms he would lift the opposite arm up bending his body forward to place it on the ground in front of him, Koroshi turning his body while he does this. This most likely confusing his clones as it looks to be that of break dancing, but the clones had been given an order and they intend to follow it. One of the four clones gets in front of the others and aims to punch Kalsu in the back of his head while he is turning his body and dancing, but as soon as the clone gets close Kalsu kicks his right leg out similar to that of a donkey, hitting the clone right on his left knee cap forcing his to buckle inward. This would be a bad injury if it was a real person but since it is a mere water clone its body quickly turning back into water. Kalsu's clones stop looking at their fallen comrade in horror "Whats wrong with you all!? I said come over here and kick my ass!!" Kalsu says as he gets up and looks at them with a rather angry expression on his face "Fine if you chicken shits won't come over here then I'm coming over there!" Kalsu yells as he bends his body down pressing his hands on the dirt ground below, with little to no effort Kalsu pushes off with his legs flipping his body upside down so he is now being held up by his arms. This again coming off as a confusion to the water clones as they have no idea what he is doing. "Get ready!" Kalsu yells as he begins to walk on his hands as fast as he can toward the clones, upon reaching their location Kalsu begins to kick his legs forward and backwards in a rapid movement, kicking two of his clones in the throat crushing their wind pipes, this again would have been a fatal blow but since they are water clones they turn into water just like the clones before them. With one clone left it finally figures out what it is Kalsu is doing, he is using Capoeira. Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art that combines elements of dance and music. It is known by quick and complex moves, using mainly power, speed, and leverage for kicks. Although the clone has realized his fighting style it is too late to save his fellow clones. After finishing his dance moves Kalsu returns to standing on his feet "Just one left" Kalsu says with a smile on his face, angry at this the clone runs forward at Kalsu attempting to punch him in his face. Kalsu easily able to dodge this as he is much faster then his clone simply learns out of the way of the punch. His dodge however is quickly followed by a fast jab with Kalsu's right hand, the jab impacting with the clones chest, if the clone were to be a living being this blow would have undoubtedly broken some bones in his chest causing a lot of pain, but since it is a water clone it only turns into water after the impact.

After Kalsu has defeated his clones he decides to head back into the village to get something to eat to replenish his strength. Kalsu walks around this demented village hoping to find at least one place that didn't sever human limbs as food or at least a place that he thought wouldn't poison his food.

By luck Kalsu stumbles upon a "normal" restaurant that severed stake, over joyed by this Kalsu runs into the building taking a seat in the back row so that he doesn't get disturbed while he is eating. After waiting awhile a waiter walks over to his table placing down a napkin, a fork, and a knife. After doing so he asks what he would like "I want a sirloin, cooked medium, with some ice water to drink" Kalsu says with a friendly smile. "Very good sir" The waiter replies as he walks off back to the kitchen to tell the chef his order and to get his water. The waiter returns after a few moments with Kalsu's drink in hand "It will be about ten minutes and your food should be done" The waiter says placing down a glass filled with clear water with ice in it. "Thank you" Kalsu says grasping a hold of his glass and taking a big gulp of the fresh water.

Kalsu food arriving in ten minutes just as the waiter says and Kalsu enjoys his meal before heading back to his home for some rest.


(1000/1000 Water Clone Technique.
500/500 Water Needles
1000/1000 Hidden Mist Technique.
Total Wordcount: 2,622
13stats, 26jp. )

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It was a dark stormy night over the volcano, streets filled with nothing but screams of agonizing pain and suffering, but most residents of volcano have gotten used to it by now.  One particular member of the village, Kalsu Yuki has not only gotten used to the sound, but has even come to enjoy them, ever since his meeting with the Kage he has been acting slightly different, he has a strange urge for human flesh, but I guess that's what comes from being a Jashinist.

Kalsu has been sleeping a lot better recently says he was taken in by Osore, he gets to live in the Kage mansion, which is a lot better than the shit hole he used to live in.  For starters it has a roof, running water, as well as a storage filled with bodies that Kalsu can eat whenever he wants.

Kalsu is currently in the deep sleep, dreaming about Jashin and their encounter, how it was raining blood and the only thing that Kalsu could hear was the sounds of of screams, and cries of people in pain. At first these dreams used to scare Kalsu, but he is gotten used to them as well and has come to enjoy them, but Kalsu is abruptly awake by his pet hedgehog Hazel who thought it was a good idea to wake Kalsu up,by jumping on his face "What the hell?!" Kalsu screams when Hazel lands on his face and begins to squeak angrily, it appears that the young hedgehog was too hungry to sleep "Agrraaahh five more minutes" Kalsu says while trying to roll over and put the sheets over his face, but this just makes the hedgehog even angrier.

Hazel's squeaking gets louder and he begins to banging his tiny hands on Kalsu head, if anyone else can understand what Hazel was saying besides Kalsu they would hear various curse words and death threats coming from the tiny animals lips "Hey! There's no reason to use that kind of language" Kalsu says while leaning up obviously the young animals words have offended him in some way, when he leans up however he opens his eyes to see that hazel is still hanging onto his face preventing him from seeing "Damn it Hazel I can't see!!" Kalsu says while reaching his right arm upward, grasping a hold of Hazel's tiny form with his hand, pulling him off of his face so that you may see again.  Kalsu's greeted by a dark room as it is still night time " Why in the hell would you wake me up in the middle of the night!!" Kalsu says while glaring at his pet, and friend, Hazel, who just wiggles in Kalsu's grasp trying to get free. "Graahh what am I going to do with you?" Kalsu says while putting Hazel down on his bed, just to the left of him, so that he can get up. After placing Hazel down Kalsu rolls out of the bed to his right, making sure not to squish or hurt Hazel in any way, with a slightly yawn Kalsu walks over to his closet to put on some clothes, Kalsu's current attire is asleep wear which consist of his magic shoes, his cloak of agility, that has taken the form of a blue hat, with a white snowflake on it, and a pair of dark blue boxers.

After looking through his closet for a moment Kalsu decides to wear his usual dark blue pants, he dark purple spandex long sleeve shirt that comes up to his neck, a white zipped up sleeveless dress shirt.  And to top it off Kalsu has his cloak of agility change from being a hat to a really dark blue long sleeve jacket, that comes down to just below his thighs.

Feeling ready to go out in public Kalsu grabs a hold of Hazel's tiny body with his left hand, reaching upwards and putting him on top of his head, Hazel nuzzling into Kalsu's hair to get comfortable.  After doing this Kalsu begins to make his way out of his room, even though Kalsu has been living here for a little bit he still gets lost from time to time "Ok now where was the storage room again?" Kalsu says, talking to himself out loud, Kalsu wanders throughout the mansion in hopes of finding something to eat, the passes several doors each being labeled with different things, one that sticks out more than the rest is a door with a name Shouten on it, Kalsu wonders who this person could be and what they were like, if they have a room within the Kage mansion then they must be either close to Osore, or Osore just likes to take in random strange people, Kalsu's stops for a moment to think why is he here? " I'm not that strange!!" Kalsu says out loud before storming off and walking away from the door, but regardless why Osore let ether of them stay here, he wishes to meet with this Shouten one day, hopefully he is like Osore.

After wandering around for what seemed like hours to Kalsu, which happend to be only a few minutes, he happens upon a door labeled "Meat locker" "Finally!" Normally if this were a movie as soon as Kalsu's saw the door this would be the part where everyone's screams "don't open the door! don't open the door!" But Kalsu isn't like most people, he has become a cannibal by his Kage and mentor Osore's wishes. "Finally!" Kalsu says with a glee before pushing open the door and walk inside, he is greeted by the smell of freshly killed villagers, and the sight of hundreds of thousands bodies all stacked on top of each other, Kalsu licks his lips some before walking inside, eying a body he thinks will be truly delicious, just by the look of it "Alright Hazel, snack time!" Kalsu says while walking over to the body, right next to it however is a conveniently placed carving knife, with a big smile on his face Kalsu reaches his left arm forward, grasping a hold of the knife, he then proceeds to cut both of the bodies arms off, to joke around he grabs one of the arms by the hand with his left hand and proceeds to shake it "Nice to meet you good sir" Kalsu says in his best sophisticated voice, he then remembers his parents always telling him not to play with his food, as would like to hear them try to say that now, but he kind of burnt them alive when he left his house "That'll show ya!" Kalsu says with a chuckle thinking about his parents waking up and realizing that they are on fire.

Soon Kalsu gets bored of playing with his food and takes the knife again cutting off the hand of one of the arms giving it to Hazel by placing it on top of his head, with a happy squeak Hazel begins to nible on the hand, with a smile Kalsu begins to bite into the arm while walking out of the meat locker.

Kalsu wanders around for awhile looking for something to do, unfortunately for him he most likely will not be able to go back to sleep, after being woken up at this hour, so Kalsu decide to look for something to do, he doesn't want to wake up in within the mansion so decides to jump out a window so they can find something to do without waking up any one that might eat them, after traveling around for awhile hopping from rooftop to rooftop Kalsu when Hazel find themselves and the village gate, seeing this as good of a place as any, the two sit on top of the arch of the village gate, so that they may finish their meal.

Kalsu sits of his feet dangling down in front of the gate, while holding onto one of the arms with his right hand, Kalsu having already eaten the other one on the way over "Man this is the life right Hazel?!" Kalsu says right before sinking his teeth into the arm, eating it much like warriors would eat a chicken, Hazel who still working on the hand that he was given by Kalsu lets out a few happy squeaks before biting into the hand as well.

As the two sit and enjoy their meal they see what appears to be a man dressed and all black, who is carrying a bag over his right shoulder, Kalsu's immediate thought is that this man is a bandit, trying to sneak into the village. Normally Kalsu when care what he has taken a liking to this place, even though it's hotter than satan's ball sack " Hey you!" Kalsu shouts before pushing himself off of his perch, on top of the archway of the village gate, hearing someone shouting the bandit turns around, frantically looking for the owner of the voice "Who said that!?" Said the bandit while turning around, he hears a loud thump in quickly turns to see what it had made the noise, when he does his eyes meet with the five year old leader of the Yuki clan, who is standing roughly 5 meters away from him "Get out of here brat! I don't have time to play right now" The bandit says with a slight laugh, before trying to enter through the village gate.

Hearing the man's words anger Kalsu "Brat!? You better watch who you are talking to ya old bastard! The names Kalsu! Kalsu Yuki!"  Kalsu shouts in anger while walking closer to the bandit "Listen here ki-" The bandit tries to say but is cut off by a huge foot coming down upon his being, crushing every bone in his body and killing him instantly, with wide eyes Kalsu in Hazel both look up to see what the foot belong to "What in the-" Is all Kalsu can say when he sees this huge turtle who is the size of a mountain, Kalsu wonders how am no one in the village, including himself have never even noticed this gargantuan animal, shaking those thoughts aside Kalsu begins to get slightly angry "That was my kill, you kill stealing bastard!! Reported!!" Kalsu screams while shaking his right fist at the creature, Kalsu doesn't know why he said reported, but it just felt like a thing to say the time.

With a monstrous roar the creature leans its head down to get a better view of Kalsu, his head mere meters away from Kalsu's being "That's right I'm talking to you!" Kalsu says right before leaping upwards, landing on top of the creature's head.  This angers but confuses the creature at the same time, he's angry at the boy for not only screaming at him, but for leaping on top of his head, but he is greatly confused on why the boy doesn't fear him "Hello!! can you hear me?!" Kalsu screams while stomping his right foot down on the creatures head, this pushes the creature far past confusion, and straight into undying rage.

After being completely disrespected by the young boy the turtle let's out another mighty roar, before charging straight for a volcano, planing on slamming into it to knock the boy off of its head.  Kalsu whoever holds on for dear life by using the tree walking technique, to glue his feet to the beast with his chakra, this however doesn't stop the beast any charges right into a volcano making lava pour down from the top, some of the lava even dropping down onto the beast's foot, this doing little to him, beside further fuel his rage.

The beast now steaming with anger and rage, begins to shake his body furiously, trying to shake the boy off.  The beast strength proving to be too much for Kalsu's chakra to hold on any longer, as the tree walking jutsu stops and Kalsu is sent flying through the air "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck" Kalsu screams as he free falls through the air, but luckily was flung toward the village, rather then away form it, and he falls into the hot spring Mur showed him a while ago. Kalsu being for the most part unharmed by the beast and floats in the hot spring with his arms crossed over his chest, in a pouting manner. The beast however stomps off out of sight of Kalsu, hiding in the smoke coming off of the volcano's.    

(2087 Words, 10 stats and 20 Jp, for Kalsu and Hazel,  as well as getting the wind element. 100 words toward Ice)

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