Ganking old ladies -mission-

Maku stood there and began singing, while he waited for the door to be answered.  "WHAT THE FOX SAY? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"  As he finished the verse a knock came to the door.  The sound of a hundred locks could be heard, clicking and chains moving out of their socket.  Apparently this old lady was cautious, which was usefull.  Except she was being sorta stupid at the moment. As the door opened, a short hunched granny looked up at him.  She had a smile on her face, and looked so cute.  "Can i help you with anything sonny?"  She would ask him.

Maku put a big smile on his face, and he spoke.  "Yes ma'am, all i need is a cup of sugar."  And with that he pulled back, and at a speed of 120 and all his strength he headbutted the women, surely killing her instantly, and he watched her drop before stepping over her and into the building. Walking into the house it looked so picturesque, and nice.  Pictures of grand kids and everything.  Looking over, he saw an old man standing from his chair, surely the woman's husband.  With the flick of a wrist, Maku threw a kunai with an exploding tag attached.  It landed square in the mans chest, and then exploded blowing out that side of the house.  

Making it into the house more, he yelled back "Youka, what the hell are we looking for again, I forgot to ask"  Well if there were defenders, that would do to draw them out.

(Total WC for mission = 2147, WC for maku = 863)

-1 kunai, -1 exploding tag

"She let out a scream as the woman dropped from the force of maki's head. She knew they would have to rough her up but she was fairly certain that had killed her instantly. These two definitely had some serious mental issues, she though as she looked away thinking if she just didn't see it maybe the woman wouldn't be lying dead before her. That's when she heard the exploding tag. Kira rushed in to support her friend only to find a costing of charred gore costing the once pristine walls. She fought to hold back the nausea, rummaging through shelves and drawers before she finally realized she actually didn't know what they were looking for either. That's when maku spoke, and she turned her head to wait for Youka's response.

(Twc 2278 Kira count 546)

The woman had answered the door in her bed clothes and slippers asking what they wanted and Maku had freaking head butted the shit out of the woman so much so that Youka ran over to the body stood over her and yelled "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F***K OUT"...then he realized she was dead and he laughed while clapping his hands together in giddy fashion as if he was a school girl. Kira didn't seem to like headbutting the elderly but to each his own is what Youka thought, who was he to deny a man a granny headbutting spree. As Maku walked into the house Youka walked behind him in fashion just in time to see Maku throw a...exploding kunai into the old guys chest, was it really going to explode or was it fake?

Nope it was real and old man was all over the place now Youka's smile deepened hard on this one, he grabbed his stomach and laughed super hard. The trinket they had needed was on the womans neck and he had saw it the moment she opened the door, but this was a much more fun ending to this story! Maku asked what it was they came for and he pointed to the necklace on the womans neck before walking into the kitchen for some cookies that were on the stove. "Mission accomplished guys" he would say with a full mouth of cookies. "Good job Kira you rock, Maku exploding tag was genius, one of yall get the necklace and we'll head back" he would say stepping on the old woman as he left the house again with a plate of cookies. Today was offically awesome and he had the cookies to prove it, who would tell him otherwise on such a fine day

(TWC 2580)

Well apparently Maku was back in the good graces of Youka.  Bending down, he puleld the necklace off the woman.  Walking to the kitchen, he found a bottle of alcohol.  Lighting a fire on the stove, he started walking out.  Patting Kira on the head who looked like she was going to vomit he said, "Let's go"  and walked outside.  He noticed all the cats and got an idea.  Walking back in, he found some cat food and shook the box.  Before long there was around 10 cats in the house.  Walking back to the door, he tossed the bottle of alcohol he had onto the oven and shut the door.  In moments the house went up in flames.  What a day, being a missing ninja was the best.  With that Maku offered to carry Kira back to town again just to speed up the process, with that he would turn in the trinket and collect the ryo

(El fin, unless kira would like to add anything)

Approved