aios, lagging behind as usual.(genin exam)

Aios walked into the class room, hoping this would be her last time in these god forsaken halls. She hated the place. The children were smelly and the teachers didn't respect true beauty. Also a large portion of the Academy brought severed human limbs and organs in their lunch boxes. Aios cringed just thinking about it. "Alright....I'm ready for my exam boss.....Just let me get this over with and get out of here. "

her outfit:

   Her outfit, as usual was completely extravagant and absolutely uneeded. She felt the say to be significantly important as it would mark part two on her journey to kill her brothers and take over the world and she dressed as such, even if it meant making movement and whatever the proctor asked her to do infinitely more dificult.

The class room seems normal students in their seats for the exam, but no teacher....yet. The door flies open once everyone is inside, a mans foot seen in the doorway before it falls forward, the man revealed afterwards walking in a leg stretching motion, his legs fully extending and his body kept low. His garb is not really recognizable, blood and organs cover the man from head to toe, all that can be seen is bits of blood stained cloth under the organs. Getting behind the desk the man takes the intestine that is around his neck in his right hand, and tosses it to the side, letting it wrap around it like a scarf. His arms extending outwards as he speaks. "Welcome meat! Today you will be tenderizing yourselves with jutsu practice, you have to do the clone jutsu, and the transformation, make sure your chakra runs through properly otherwise it won't be good for the higher ups. You do this and you'll become tastier, and I'll make you genin? Sound good?!" The man says, obviously crazed and comparing the students, and the ninja system to meat that tenderizes and grows tastier with experience and rank.

[800 words of tenderizing please]

Aios cringed at the man the moment she saw him. Blood and entrails dripped down from his body to coat the floor in a viscous red smear of bodily fluids. While several of the students clapped, licking their lips at the thought that perhaps they might gain a taste of some of the disgusting pieces of what she could only assume was human remains that draped precariously over his body, she tried her best to hold back the intense need to vomit. She failed.

Bending forward she spewed the contents of her stomach onto the floor, her eyes watering from the excretion. This was an incredibly vile place, she thought to herself wiping her mouth with her hand, and then immediately realizing her beautiful dress was now ruined. "Son of a....I um...hello teacher. If um...If I may I would like to go first. " She hid her frusteration well, much better in fact then the distaste for his outfit which could still be seen and more so smelled lying in a pile at her feet. She walked foward, keeping her eyes on the instructor, though not directly for fear of studying his particular vestiments causing another turn in her stomach, and when she reached the center she took a deep breath preparing to start.

"Alright. First The clone jutsu. " She took off running towards the wall. She didn't really need to do it of course, but she was always one for flare and pizaz, which was obvious from her constantly changing extravagant wardrobe. She finally reached the wall and took a leap, activating her surface walking technique the moment her feet touched down to propell her up the wall. This would be awesome, she thought to herself. As she began running up the wall her hands flew, performing the seals for the clone technique and as she did with a pulse of her chakra two more kira would seem to appear, one at either side. She jumped off with the clone kira's in tow to do a single back flip to land on her feet back in the center of the room thanks to a strong push off of the wall when she lept, and as she landed the three would seem to perform another string of hand seals. Her body was surrounded by a puff of smoke for a moment and when it finally dissipated she looked completely different. Her hair was long and blond, pulled back in a regal looking hair do with light blue accents and clips to hold it in place. She was quite a bit taller, no longer looking like the young child she was and her skin was light collored and fair. This was what she imagined the woman who wore her cosplay to look like and as she allowed the examiner and students to gaze in awe she took the edge of her dress, whipping it in front of her to give a deep curtsey, the proper greeting for a beautiful princess such as herself she thought.

The two clones, due to not being able to actually perform the jutsu and having been made in the image of Aios before she had transformed stook beside her, mimicing the low bow but being dwarfed by the regal looking now much taller girl. "Well....I suppose that will satisfy your requests good sir. " She looked across the crowd filled with what could only be her adoring fans, and as she did, slowly realizing that none of them were clapping or even gazing longingly at her beautiful figure wishing they could be even close to as remarkably breathtakingly beautiful and absolutely show stoppingly cool as she was. One of the children was instead picking his nose and the rest had gone about doing other things like reading books, arguing amongst one another and one strange boy in the back of the class room and his friends were actually arguing quite loudly about eating books.

"Tada....." She waited a moment, her head raised in pride, eyes closed, and a right smile plastered across her face at her own brilliance, but still none clapped. She was certain it was just that they hadn't realized she was done, and yet when she gave them a "tada" to inform them she had finished her spectacular performance there was still nothing. "I said....TADA!!!!!!" outside of the window the chirping of a caterpillar could be heard, and unfortunately that was the only sound that came from the class room in response to her hint that she was finished and they could now start worshiping the ground she walked on.

She turned to the examination instructor. Surely he would be more impessed with her fantastic display, she thought to herself, spinning with the dress which flowed outwards from the momentum only to shift slightly in a clock wise fashion as her stopping to face him caused a sudden ceasing in momentum. "TADA!"

(TWC 822)

As the girl preforms the man watches with a wide smile, one that looks to be impossible with his lips nearly tearing. As she bows the man inhales, smelling the air. "Oh, you're gonna be really tasty when you grow up, I'm tempted to send you to Lord Osore right now so he can feast upon your filthy tasty soul~" He says cheerfully, grabbing a headband and tossing it to her. "Go tasty meat, so tenderize yourself!" He says, wanting her to leave and go train.

She nods, catching the headband, looking at it and considering where it would look cute on her cosplay.....and then just keeping a hold of it as she walks out. "this thing will clash with everything...."


(requesting genin!)

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