A great day to get robbed!

Oh, it was certainly a good day for Kasai to lose all his money. Not like he knew that would happen at all, but he just had this feeling. The feeling that today, some little man would come out, and just take his money. Well! It was a great day for that!
Walking along happily and peacefully, just waiting to get mugged, Kasai whistled to himself through his mask. That lovely mask, which he seemed to never take off. Perhaps that would scare away any robbers!
Who the hell am I kidding. 
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be," Kasai sang softly to himself. "Do not forget; stay out of debt."
Skipping along peacefully, Kasai just kept thinking just how wonderful a day it was, and how much better the trees would be if they were on fire. I mean, have the sun shining through them. I didn't mention fire. 
But did I mention how good of a day it was to steal?

Here he was, still in the Fire Country, although he was prepared to leave the place long ago. Why was he still here? Well, the boy couldn't help but notice how empty his pockets were. It made him very upset you see. Who wouldn't be sad after seeing nothing but air where their ryo was supposed to be? So his purpose was simple really. He had to snag some ryo from an innocent bystander today. Perhaps he would feel a bit guilty after it all ended, but he could live with it. He didn't care for people anyways, since he used to..."harass" students in the academy once they became too troublesome.

People were to be used as tools, his father taught him as such. Him robbing someone...they would simply be utilized for a greater cause. The cause of his survival. He would need to rely fully on his father's teachings and become a bit...ruthless. A bit coldhearted. Yes, that's what he would need to live in this world.

It was such a coincidence when he was leaping from tree branch to branch that he spotted a person...skipping...around on the surface below. They were practically begging for someone to just come in, have a nice chat...and then mug them blind. Genta was a "nice" guy, so he couldn't just ignore such a thing. So, the boy dropped down after leaping to one last tree branch, and landed a few feet behind the stranger. Then he tapped them on the shoulder, and if the stranger turned around...well, they would be met with a semi-crooked smile and a small wave.

"Hi!"

Aha! The villain! This was the day Kasai was waiting for! Cackling with delight, Kasai was so overcome with his emotions that he lost the ability to speak.
Now, being able to sense the boy's chakra, Kasai knew that, had he been feeling violent or angry, or any of those emotions he hated, he probably could have killed him with a fire blast. But! Today was not the day that the masked spirit of fire would kill anyone. No, today was the day to get robbed. 
Looking the boy up and down, he thought him to be a suitable robber. Not entirely suitable, but some screaming, running, and being useless, and the boy would have his money soon enough. 
"Ich will dein Scheisse essen!" Kasai announced proudly. (do not put that into google translate, really.)
Then, stamping his foot and placing his hands upon his sides, Kasai looked defiantly at the boy. Whether or not the boy would steal, Kasai would force him to. Kasai would make this man a thief, even if he did not want to be one. He would force him into a higher rank missing ninja than the boy could imagine. Hunted by the villages, forced to live the missing ninja life that Kasai himself once had. Yes, this would be the boys fate. 
Looking him in the eyes, Kasai smiled beneath his mask. 
"My body is ready," he said proudly once again.

Okay, he was confused, and bit a frightened. This reaction was the exact opposite of what he expected. He simply looked on as the stranger seemed to prepare himself for something, the boy wasn't exactly sure. Actually, he was still trying to understand what kind of language this guy just spoke in. Oh, oh now he said...

"Huh...well..." He said, feeling very, very uncomfortable, "I'm going to take your ryo now." A bit blunt there, but he really could not care at the moment. He wanted to get away from whoever this was, fast. Hell, Genta felt like he was the one in danger here. Wasn't he supposed to be the one making the other feel threatened? This was bad. This was baaaaaad.

Despite what he said, the boy stayed still for a moment, contemplating his decision. Would he really resort to stealing from someone? A person who hadn't even done anything (that he knew of)? Yes, he would. He had to. Genta quickly attempted to push the guy back with his right hand at full strength. Y'know to just to make him stumble a bit. If that worked, then the boy would reach for the guy's pockets as fast as he could before said guy could catch himself, and try to snatch whatever was there. Of course, Genta hoped he would grab hold of the stranger's ryo.

Otherwise he would be screwed.
Because this guy scared him.
He scared him badly....

Kasai watched as his words seemed to scare the boy. That wasn't good. No, no, not good at all. He had to make the boy a thief, and scaring him would not do the trick. 
Then, however, the boy claimed he would take his money. Yes.... good.... that was what was meant to happen. Twist the fate, find the loopholes, I mean what? Twist fate, yesss. 
Watching as the boy then attempted to push him, Kasai felt the shove, but (15 compared to my 33) it seemed to have no effect on him. Well, he couldn't let that lower the boy's spirits. No sir. If the boy noticed that his push did close to nothing, he might notice that Kasai was a fair amount stronger than he was, and this might discourage the stealing. No, no, no, no. Kasai had to give him the courage to steal.
With that, Kasai promptly fell backwards on purpose, stood up, and began to run slow circles around the boy, screaming at the top of his lungs. It was a slightly high pitched scream, the kind you want to shut up as soon as it starts, but it had to be done. 
If the boy attempted to steal Kasai's money pouch, Kasai would not stop with his running in circles, and instead just let him take all the 11,150 ryo that he had been carrying around for a year or so... cause you know.... I guess ryo doesn't have a weight. 
But! that was beside the point. The running and screaming were the point. The perfect opportunity to steal. 
"AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Are you guys making a topic planning to allow yourself to get robbed just to get rank ups?  seems totally legit and cool......

#not

(Best thread ever.)

Surprisingly, his push had worked and the man went tumbling down. That was a bit too easy in his opinion, but oh well, anything worked for him really. What freaked him out though was when the stranger began to run around screaming like an angry banshee. Genta thought his ears had popped for a minute there...Yep, he needed to end this as soon as he possibly could.

While the stranger was busy running around and making the "robber" here want to run away like a little girl himself, the boy forced himself to rush forward. By the time he reached a comfortable distance from the man, he quickly tried to grab the money bag, and was apparently not stopped. Once the bag was in his possession, Genta wasted no time in getting the hell out of there before his ears could start bleeding. Oh, and before the guy could snap out of it and try to chase him down. Yes, that too.

[Exit.]

It's a lost cause, but yolo anyway.
+ 11k ryo

Y'know, just the ryo really...

(naw, just really bored and decided to give my money away in a creative way, if that's cool. If it's not by game standards, I understand.)
Watching the wretched villain get away, Kasai realized that he had not taken all the money he had, and began pelting the boy with the 50 ryo he had left. 
"Take that!" He cried, throwing the money as hard as he could. "And that! You fiend!"
Ah yes, today had been a good day. Chasing the boy down until all 50 ryo left was gone, Kasai decided that giving to charity could have been a good idea as well. But, life goes on.
(exit. requesting a little toad to sit on my head and scream pedophile. Not really.) 
-11,150 ryo.