Praying Ralph on the Porcelain Telephone(NK)

"No, I did not get 32 lap dances from Stormy Daniels. I only got 15 of them. No, Please don't call her over. I don't want her to talk about what we did in the private room. " Matteo would hear that, and chuckle a bit. Matteo managed to avoid getting a lap dance, mostly because he had been sleeping, after drinking too much. He decided to go to the bar and ordered 8 glasses of beer. He managed to drink 6 of them, and then fell over drunk. Fortunately, the bar did not kick him out yet. He would look around and see this orange man talking, "No, I was not spanked with a rolled up magazine." The manager was not happy. "Stormy Daniels told me that you specifically asked for 32 lap dances. She told me all about the time she spanked you in the private room." The orange man eventually paid for them, and left, although unhappy. He turned around and saw Matteo laughing his head off. The man would then walk over and deal a 3 strength punch to Matteo's face. Fortunately, Matteo would be ok, although he would fall off of his chair. Ouch, not good.
(TWC, 201)

The man would obviously be angry, he was not happy that matteo was laughing at him. He would shout to Matteo, "Don't you laugh at me!" Matteo would look at him, and try hard not to laugh, obviously realizing that this man has no idea what kind of a scene he made. The bar staff would kick the other dude out. The other dude would eventually leave, albeit, in a huff. Matteo would quickly drink the last 2 beer, and would proceed to realize just how much he drank. He would quickly perform, the praying ralph on the porcelain telephone, kneeling over the telephone, throwing up. He would be there doing that for like 10 minutes until eventually, he felt better. Fortunately, he would come back out to see a staff member holding a glass of water. He did know that beer actually dehydrates those who drink it, and so Matteo probably was very dehydrated. Matteo also apologized for the mess he made in the toilet. The staff member was not too upset, albeit still asking Matteo to finish up. Matteo would eventually walk outside, looking for food.

He eventually walked next door, and go to the hamburger place next door. He walked in, and ordered a couple burgers, and a couple of fries and a water. He would leave pretty soon after the order and would walk back to his family's apartment. He would come home and look at the book and think about how he would go about learning at least one of these jutsu. He would proceed to look at his book and see how he would be training how to to do the clone technique. He determined that he could go and try to make some clones. He would do a few random hand seals, and try to make some clones. However, he would try and manage to make a few clones, although they never seemed to quite last longer than 2 or 3 seconds. This problem was that he really did not do the right hand seals. It was quite clear that he should figure this out. He would repeatedly try, and try to remember what the teachers said about this technique. Eventually he would realize that Ram → Snake → Tiger was actually the right hand seals. Finally, it worked. Next, it was time to figure out how on earth, he would do the other technique.

(exit, 601 words, claiming 3 stats and http://naruto-role-play-rpg.forumotion.com/t22310-clone-technique)

Approved.