Chapter 1: Versus 2: Leader and his Ninja[NK;Spar]

(INTERCEPTION by invite )

The hourglass sand falling vertically into the bottom expressing that time has passed away as yet another day in the young flame's travel to find his true destiny in the shinobi world, doesn't look like much is needed to know to look at random people and hand off the green leafy head. "Here's your Cabbage! " Midarou exclaims as he rides away waving at the lucky wanderers whom have the luxury of eating his awesome cabbages from the one and only famous Cabbage Cart. 
Sublime as the saying,"Today is just fantastic!" He says, hiding the thought of him killing a ninja in his former village..Burning his home and fleeing becoming a missing ninja and a criminal. Evil intentions cross his mind as the smile on his facade shows a glimpse of the truth....A masquerade of absolute doom. Beyond the imperfections of this world Midarou has the idea of cleansing it once and for all. With Fire. In this deep thought he goes through a digression. 
As he is riding along the wooded pathway he sees two shinobi that look to be of high rank, "A Jounin and uh a Chunin..." looking at his fingers he formulates the outcome that could happen within the next few moments or so. Unraveling the wire he has tucked away and ties it around one of the butterfly knives he has. "These two are from the hidden stone..I'd better be on my toes. " Looking back at his finger he thinks, "I killed someone... So I should be a Chunin in missing nin terms. " Glancing at the two getting closer he halts the horse pulling aside them, smiling he says. "Hiya guys.. Interested in some Cabbages? "
These next few moments are not exactly clear but played out in his head.

Near would return to the body and begin to look around, seeming as if he knew nothing of what was going on but he did. As they continued to walk a cart would appear, filled with cabbages. Near would make a face that showed extreme disgust to the cabbages. "hmmm.." He would say as he reached into his pocket and pulled out his mini bingo book. 'Whats the problem Near? Scared he might be a killer!? hahhaha.' Pride would say as Near quickly flipped the pages, He would find in the book, the picture of the young man and he would utter his name under his breath. "Location found..." He would utter to himself as he slipped his book back into his pocket. "Im sorry but i do not eat cabbage... and never will... be on your way ninja." Near would say as he started to walk faster, trying to walk away from the cart.

"I'll take one." Kozai handed over 100 ryo and took a cabbage. He then said "Thank you!" and headed off after Near. "Man, I love cabbages. We've go a long journey ahead of us, so some food wouldn't be too bad." Hopefully, that ninja behind them wouldn't surprise buttsex them, or anything like that.

In a stargazed expression after the meeting of the two shinobi he managed to sell one of his cabbages to the chunin, meanwhile the jounin expressed that he was a ninja, "Ninja? I'm not a ninja...I sell Cabbages. "
Seldom enough, the fact that he found out just by reading a book is beyond tactical insertion... But back to basics is the best thing at some war situations... even recon. 
Watching them walk off at a fast pace, Midarou sighs and picks up a head and chucks it at the Jounin hoping it hits him in the right shoulder. 
Getting angry at the fact that no one had turned down his famous cabbages before.. 
"You are crazy you know that! "

As Near made his way about five paces from the cabbage cart he would feel something hit his shoulder. The same shoulder that had been stricken by the ice jutsu used in the fight between him and Kozai. As his upper body would move forward and he would bend a bit he would utter the word ow in pain. His hand quickly held the spot and clinched on to it tightly. Turning he would sigh and glare at the man. "You the man in the cart of cabbages... I know who you are... But i don't wish to take you in for a simple death as such. and i as sure as hell will not eat your cabbages!!!" Near would yell as he walked toward the cart. His eyes would meet those of the man and he would begin to think. 'A ninja like him... i don't know what he can do.... i feel... fear for the first time..' Near would think to himself suddenly Pride would tell of his ideas for the man ahead. 'Fear nothing.... look at him... we can use him.. Kozai and him seem to be on the same level. Meaning in the end...' Pride would snicker to himself as he returned to the dark side of Near's brain. Near sighed once more as he would begin to utter hope to the man. "Join me in whatever shape form or fashion you wish to.. you can even bring that cart... and ill make sure that your never brought to justice... seeing as youre a long way from home..."

Kozai observed the scene carefully. It appeared that his leader also had some kind of split personality. Now, as Near invited the other ninja to join them, Kozai peeled off a cabbage leaf and munched on it, the delicious vegetable boosting his morale. He waited to see what would happen next.

Pushing his tongue against the back of his teeth executing a clicking noise as he thinks, a norm for Midarou in a state of dissertation. Though if the offer was good then he'd be one step closer to becoming stronger as he wanted.. Tapping his chin and bobbing his head he comes to the conclusion that it may be better on his fate to join their travels. Still in the back of the contents of his brain there's an evil nerve just waiting to take over and slaughtering many.
Sighing as a smirk cracks through he speaks. "Hop on you two there's plenty of room for two more." The horse and cart walk forward then stopping, the back of the cart opens. Midarou clears the weapons and explosives he has and conseals them under a blanket. Then putting the blanket into a sugar pot. Waiting for the two to join.

[Exit]
Near would smile a bit as he would get into the cart with the man and relax. He would begin to think about his decision to travel with the man but would not let it hinder what he had to go and do. He would lay his head against the wooden part of the cart and look up in a blank stare only to utter that they were heading toward sunagakure before they went to Amegakure.

Kozai hopped on too, and took a nap. Soon, they would hopefully feel the deep breath of the desert wind on their buttcheeks.

[Exit, Closed, Requesting Travel to Suna]

Best travel post ever, approved XD for you 2