Family Matters

A warm breeze swept the streets of Funkagakure, and blew Hanagetsu's hair gently along with it. The young girl sat on a large, black igneous rock, hugging her knees. At her position she could observe the entire village. She appreciated the recent renovations made within the village by some of the neighborhood children. Hana could not resist the smile that crept onto the corner of her mouth. She had to admit that the renovations were to her taste. However, she could not bring herself to believe that such beauty and innocence still existed in this land of pure evil in which she resided.

There was a lot on Hana's mind. She reflected on her mother and father, both of whom she had never met. The grief she felt was enough to bring anyone to tears, yet Hana could not produce one. She wondered what it would have been like to have a mother's warm embrace, or to be daddy's little girl. She wondered what it would have been like to have a brother or sister. However, she would not get to experience any of that. Hana pouted, sticking out her lower lip. She blamed the Volcano village completely.

Saios was skipping past when he noticed a young hirl sitting on the rocks and shee lokked awefully lonely, Saios couldn't have that. As he ran over to the lady he would reach into his pocket and pull out some bubble gum.

"Hey miss miss MISS, I have gum, so don't be sad, chew on this and you'll be happy!"

Everything that was a problem in the world to Saios could be solved with sweets and this was no exception. By the time he made it to the girl he was jumping up and down and running around the rock like any hyperactive kid would do. He wasn't so much as paying attention to the girl as he was just living in the moment.

"Hi, how are you, my name is Saios, what's yours, can we be friends, do you want candy, it's strawberry flavored gum,it's one of my favorites"

He didn't see his questions as too much and he would keep rattling them off in hopes that one would be answered and that she would take his gum as well.

Taios was skipping from the other side of town to meet up with his little brother.  He was so happy, and waiting to here from the Kage about their amazing paint job.  As he was skipping he noticed his brother giving a sad looking girl some candy.  Not to be out done, Taios skipped faster.

"Hey bwather, who dis pwetty lady?"  He looked at the female in front of him, and now spoke to her.  "My name is Taios, would you like a big snuggle buggle huggle?"  He giggled at his funny made up words for a hug, but he lowered his head and whispered.  "Be careful, there's evil butterflies around here, and they will land on your head for no reason all evil like!"  At that announcement he would clap both hands to his cheeks, and look around dramatically.

A young child pranced his way toward Hana and began shower her with questions and offerings of candy. The boy was small, most likely a child from Funka's neglected ninja academy. Hana saw the boys demeanor, and in dissapointment, she wondered what exactly the teachers at the academy were teaching their kids, if at all. To her, becoming a ninja would mean stripping away such happy-go-lucky emotions, which the boy before her, apparently named Saios, embodied completely. At first, Hana felt appreciation for Saios genuine intention to make her feel better. It was not a common sentiment in this land of savagery. However, it soon turned into annoyance as Saios began to jump around in hyperactivity around Hana. She greaty disliked such behavior, and prefered people to act with more serious attitude. Hana sighed, then rejected Saios's kind offer.

"No thanks. Beat it, kid"

Just when Hana dismissed the child, a second one appeared. This boy skipped toward her with more vigor than Saios. After interpreting his underdeveloped introduction, Hana learned that the boy's name was Taios, and that he could be none other than Saios's brother. Hana grew more annoyed because this kid was as carefree as the last. Out of desperation, Hana took Taios up on the his offer for a "big snuggle buggle huggle" and pulled the two younglings closer towards her and embraced them into her bosom. The hug was brief. It was cut incredibly short because of Taios's warning, which would be spoken into Hana's ear while she attempted to hug him. Creeped out, and a little scared, Hana retreated to her own personal space and looked at Taios with a look of bewilderment. The boy clapped his cheeks and continued with his shenanigas. Perhaps....she had misheard him? Hana sighed once more. Since when had she become a babysitter?

"There, you got your huggle...buggle...whatever. Now get lost. Both of you"

Hana dismissed the boys, anxious to be in peace once again. Her worst fear was having another one of those little buggers show up.

Saios saw his brother run up and try to get the girls attention as well, Saios would simply smile some more. Himself and his brother could make anyone's day better just by being in the same vicinity as them and that's what they intended to do with this girl as well. The girl hadn't given her name but was already shooing Saios away, well that just wouldn't do. Luckily his brother was there as well to help him and Saios would continue to talk.

"You shouldn't be sad, we painted that gate and the houses so people would be happy and smile, so smiiiiiiiillllllllleeeeeee"

At this point Saios and his brother would be pulled in for a hug from the girl after Taios had asked for one. The girl had a bigger chest than Saios and he wondered what they were and why they got that way. Reaching both of his arms up from where he was he would begin to rob them and squeeze lightly.

"Why is your chest bigger than mine, my moms is like this as well, what did you guys do, did you eat something bad, it looks weird"

Watching his brother grab this nice ladies chest, he knew that that was bad.  Cause he had done it yesterday, and mommy had yelled at him causing him to cry, and it took five snickerdoodle cookies and a bubble bath to calm him down.  Reaching his wittle hand out, he flicked Saios on the nose, saying "Stop that Saios, it is bad", of course while he did this he also grabbed her and jumped away, running around like an aeroplane.  Which begged the question, how did he know what an aeroplane was?

Once he ran around a bit, he looked at the nice lady and asked "would you like to play with us miss, you very pwetty, we good at hopscotch, drawing with chalk, catching fireflies, and fighting?"

Taios would wait to see what she said.

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where the hell were those two, she thought as she walked not actually paying attention to where she was going. She knew she was going to search through the village but had been unable to keep her head actually in her tasks and as her mind wandered she passed completely past the three. Her outfit was semi casual today, something she just wore when she was feeling under the weather and had little need for her normal level of cosplaying adorableness. She wore a light blue pleated skirt that stopped about mid thigh, showing quite a bit of her long legs until they met her long black socks. Her top was that of a non ninja school girl, white with a blue overlay that accentuated her figure in a beautiful way and she had bright yellow ribbons in her hair and a red arm band 

her outfit:

As she was about three meters past where the two talked to a strange girl she turned to finally look up, noticing the two, and if he wasn't impeded doing so at the same moment when Saios would grab the girl's chest. "Wha....what are you two getting into"

Hanagetsu felt a squeeze. Her thoughts were interrupted by Saios poking his curiosities on Hana's chest. Hana panicked and smacked Saios's hands away. Anger flushed Hanagetsu's face, as demonstrated by the large vein that pulsated on her forehead. In the same instant her luscious brown hair that reached her waist and kissed the rock that she sat on turned a majestic, snow white color. The tips of her hair were blue like the waters around Funka. Her hair had changed in response to her emotion. She formed a fist and imagined its fresh imprint on Saios's forehead. Just as Hana motioned to swing at Saios, Taios interrupted and scolded his brother for the action. Hana withdrew her fist, counting little Saios as lucky that he had such a smart brother. It was then that Hana also noticed another person approaching. 

"Oh God no..."

Could it be? Another sibling? Hana looked from side to side for a way out. She could not take anymore of this. She didn't deny that the kids were cute, but Hana was not a particular fan of "cute". In the middle of her thoughts, she heard something interesting leave Taios's mouth.

"would you like to play with us miss, you very pwetty, we good at hopscotch, drawing with chalk, catching fireflies, and fighting?"

Thats it. Hana would take the opportunity to spar with the duo of perverts and escape their cuddly grasp. Hana looked past the boys and looked at Aios. But what would she do about her? If she was their sister, would she be as annoyingly cute as her brothers?

"Sure, runts. I'll take you on. Show me exactly what you 'learn' in that academy of yours."

Hana stood and flicked her shiny white hair over her shoulder. With one hand, she formed the seal of confrontation, and tightened her fist with the other. Even though the two toddlers were too informal and carefree, Hana had some hope that they would at least honor the universal shinobi sparring tradition.

Their sister had arrived and Saios had been punished for grabbing the girls chest when all he was trying to do was understand why hers was bigger than his, she didn't deserve to have all of that, he was cuter and nicer than her so he should have the bigger chest.

" We aren't doing anything sissy, just trying to make the girl here happy again, she looks sad and we can't have sad people".

Saios would again start running around hyper off of the candy that had been pumped into his system. Taios had offered that they play a game of tag or something interesting and the girl had suggested that they fight, wh did everything lead to fighting, Saios knew everything could be solved with cuteness.

"We learn a lot of things and it's fun, I drew a rainbow colored elephant for 20 minutes"

As soon as the girl stopped moving and made the hand sign of confrontation. Saios at that point knew she was serious about sparring and his movements ceased from being that of a playful nature and his deamnor shifted to a much more serious tone as he readied to crush the girl with all his might. He made the sign as well and readied his body to kill the girl. Nah not really after he made the sign for .5 seconds he stuck his tongue out at the girl and turned to shake his booty at her.

"Who does that anymore we are 10, how old are you like 50"

Looking over his shoulder at his sissy entering the area, he sighed. This ecky girl was always showing up getting in the way of their fun. "You can be on her team sissy, we no want ecky girlies on our team." He said out loud. And watched as his brother made some weird sign. "I dont knows what that is, and I not like it." He said. Taios didn't stick to ninja traditions, being unique is the cute thing to do after all.

Taios then did some stretches, which looked absolutely adorable since he was doing them all wrong. "First I stretch my traposeyas." He said while stretching his calf. "Then I stretch my hammerstrungs." He said as he stretched his biceps. He even stretched out his neck by rolling it around. He then immitated his brother by sticking his tongue out at this other girl.

Once he was stretched, he slid into a fighting stance. Taios was cute and adorable, but he always took sparring serious. Inside his mind, a deep gutteral voice growled. He could almost feel Son Goku smile. Though hopefully nothing like that would occur. If he lost control, there was no telling what could happen to this girl and his family. And thats just not cute ya know.

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