Loser Presents [IO]

The morgue? Well, if that was it, then it would be a simple task indeed. Nothing truly difficult, like attempting to apply a large force to the boy's groin, popping both his testicles, or slicing them off. How gruesome, even for the yuumei. He would nod, acknowledging the command. But then.... there was a question and a beckoning...? What was this?
"Yes sir, I do."
With that, he would approach the kage as commanded, taking out a kunai and holding it in a passive, non-offensive grip while approaching his leader.
"What is your command?"

Nodding downwards towards the blood stains before his feet, this boy seemed to be joining them imminently. "Kneel, slice your palm and allow the blood of Kozata Shinkou the Genin to perish into the ground, then arise as Kozata Shinkou." He paused a little as they do in the movies, you know, before they deliver cool lines and shit so imagine this as a close up of Xyxer's shit eating smirk that he wears constantly, "The Chuunin."

The yuumei grinned. It wasn't the increased rank that pleased him (well, it kinda did, but that wasn't the main thing here), but the symbolism. The kage was truly an interesting man. Kozata at this point had retired to a small corner of his own mind, while the yuumei dominated the rest. This body was a good fit for him, or at least, it soon would be. With this, he could find his purpose and origin. He raised the kunai, and created an open slice on his palm, vertically from the base of his ring finger to the heel of the palm. Blood flowed freely, dripping onto the ground.
-WITH THIS BLOOD, OUR JOURNEY TRULY BEGINS, BOY!-
"It is done, Lord Kage. Shall I bring the body to the morgue now?"

Waiting a few minutes in silence to observe the trickling of the blood and the conjugation of Youta's, Hysterio's and Kozata's blood, Xyxer nodded in satisfaction at the new tradition of Kirigakure. "The deed is done, remove the corpse."

[Exit]

KOZATA GETS CHUUNIN YAYYYY

With that Kozata's body would bow once more in respect, then he too would leave, taking the body off to the morgue. Once he made sure that all things were settled, then and only then would he let Kozata have his body back. Kozata was too exhausted to even sob in self pity. When he got back to his room, he fell asleep, dreaming of swirling darkness.

[Requesting chunin rank, and the appropriate rewards with it. Exit]

inb4 3rd Kozai inbound

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