Gurls Night (io, nk)

Gwynevere let out a gentle sigh as she passed under the cool suna moon. She found it funny how someplace so hot could be so cold at night. Still as the cool wind passed over her goose bumped skin she couldn't help but shiver with pleasure. she'd finally graduated from the academy and for a brief moment in time there were a few moments for her to relax and enjoy herself. And how does a hot number like Gwynevere relax after a long week of being a ninja? Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl's Niiiiiiiiiight!

That's right! Straight in the red light district of Sunagakure Was The Good Lady Gwynevere! At this moment she was in search of her date for tonight. That Strange red head that she'd met when she first entered the village last week. They hadn't exactly hit it off the first time they met but she was the only other kunochi she'd met in the village. She supposed that she could have gone out with some of her non ninja friends, buuuuuut she didn't want to. 

The whole district was a blur of bright neon lights, thumping music, and high town fashion. Gwyn herself was dressed up like:

Because Girl got dem hips!

"Kira! Kira!" Gwynevere shouted in her crisp voice as she walked down Club Alley. "Good for nothing, red headed, skank muffin." Gwyn cursed under her breath. "Kira Where are you?"

All the thrumming, and thumbing was causing some serious alpha wave stuff on Gwyn, she'd just barely heard a certain mermaid out of water squawk her name from down the alley. Another fan? Not on this evening! None other than Kire, The Drinker of Fruity Beverages. Gwyn turned, let out a big grin and waved her hand over her head. A breeze caught her hair at just the right moment, and behind her a door opened from a club so a bright light shined behind her, it was the perfect moment to take a picture. The entire image was incredibly majestic. The moon shone down on her well made up skin, lovely. And as the breeze passed on by her deodorant flowery deodorant could be faintly smelled. So Fresh. 

She slid her way past a few people in order to meet up with Kira. She accepted the hug happily. She noticed the makeup that'd been lacking from her when last they met. It was cute, like when a kid tries to put on their mother's makeup. "Thank's you too! And I'm loving that necklace." 'I beat you wear a lot of pearly necklaces.'

Gwynevere broke away and looked around the street trying to find which of the clubs looked most delicious. "Yeah it's amazing what a few glasses of water, and a good shower can do for a girl." She announced whistfully. she was just glad she wasn't drinking cactus juice anymore. As quency as it was, it was an illegal narcotic is several countries. 

"Sand tsunami looks good." She murmurered almost getting drowned by the thrumming of that very club's music. "Wanna head over there?" She cocked a thumb over in the direction the club who's lights were already hypnotizing her. She'd never been in a club in one of this big cities so it was going to be crazy for her no matter what it was like on the inside. "I'm sure if wave those things around for a little bit we'll be up to our necks in free drinks. Honk." She punctuated her sentence with a boob squeeze and headed over to the club.

Gwyn couldn't help but notice the dumbstruck look on Kira's face at her complement. Obviously she wasn't too used to getting them, but... Gwyn took a better look at the necklace, then blushed. She looked upwards and sure enough there was a bird above kira sitting on a lamp post. Oh dear. Trying her best to protect the pride of the girl Gwyn opened up her hand bag and brought out a tissue, and quickly cleaned the waste away from Kira's neck. "Good thing I noticed before someone tried to cop a feel."

Obviously the pair weren't stopped at the door because the moment all the horn dogs of Suna saw these two numbers walk into the club men started lining up for miles. They were just too good for business to deny. How many times does one get a legendary beauty like Gwynevere to walk into their club without being paid? And Kira was... she was really... she... her eyes were so... Her hair! She had beautiful hair!

When the two beauties walked through the door all the wind blew, the angels sung, and everything was good in the world. They had arrived. For a moment Gwyn found herself a bit dazed by the lights and music but quickly moved forward not wanting to look like a dolt standing in the middle of the entrance. As she walked forward she noticed something strange about the bar. There were an interesting number of stripper poles, and strippers both male and female. A peculiar lack of conventional clothing on many of the attendants. There was definitely a guy dressed up as a wolf over by the bar and it wasn't in a ironic way. 

Now there were only two possible explanations. They on accidentally went into a serious kink bar, which she was really hoping was the case. Or this is just what bars were like in the big city, in which case she was really starting to miss life in the tropics. She tried to keep her cool, and just smiled awkwardly and looked over to kira to see if she could get something out of her. 

No. No. Couldn't show any weakness. The first person to do so was obviously the loser in this friendship. Gwyn was many things, Ninja, Fire user supreme, boundlessly beautiful, occasional narcotic user, but a loser? NEVER! "Oooooh god." She faked enthusiasm. "It's been such a long time since I've been in a good club." There was an announcement over the speakers of the bar and people started whooping. "Oh look Kira they're starting the spankings, ooh man that sound great. Well I'm going to sit this round out until I get a few drink in me. He ah-ha heh."  She sat down at the bar and gave the bar tender a grave look. "Something to make this all seem alright to me."

Luckily the pack of tongue dragging males that had followed them in were starting to fill the bar with their vanilla taint. So if the girls were confident with the ol' pinch and squeal they'd have some of those guys to talk to! And no they couldn't just leave because the first one to admit that they were in the wrong bar was obviously going to be mocked by the other for being a tea-toddler.

Well they could go back and forth about body fluids may or may not have been on Kira's chest all day. But they had butts to spank.

Darn it. Kira seemed pretty at ease with what was going on around here. That could only mean that this was a completely normal club in this village. Oh boy what had she signed up for? Nothing good that much was obvious. Well she wasn't going to be out done by Kira!

Especially after that little tramp threw her in front of all these freaks to be spanked. Gwynevere found herself standing on stage and looking out over an ocean of perverts. If she'd told someone that this was exactly how she expected her night to end they would have called her crazy. She felt undressed before the starting eyes of the leather and latex clad club goers. Who were all looking up at her expectantly. She moved from one foot to the other and felt the stickiness of the stage below her. She didn't even want to know. Upon the stage with her was a dude in a dipper mask. He looked like a Mr. Buttons. Dude was ripped. Like Yo. Yo. Dis dude had abs upon abs. Gwyn squirmed uncomfortably. "So are you just going to bend over or..."

"Sub don't speak unless spoken to." He warned pulled up what looked like a throne. A Leathery, leathery throne. He then Grabbed Gwyn by her elbow and tried to pull her down upon his lap. But she was having none of that. No sir. She delivered a slap to his face and turned and gave him an angry glare. Before the poor guy could react Gwyn was sat down on the throne with Mr. Buttons over her lap, and she was swatting that butt with all the force of a frustrated young woman. She wasn't nearly as strong as the man but what she lacks in strength she more than made up for in passion. When she was done the back of the man's jeans were smoking, and she had to blow out a slight fire that was roaring on her hands. She may have put a little chakra into the punishment by mistake. The smell of burning leather was making her hungry for burgers.

She stood before the hoard of perverts who were cheering for her. Her feet were a shoulder's length apart and her hands were on her hips, she let out a chortle of victory. "That's right perverts! Who else wants some?" Immediately three hands shot up. Gwyn sighed. Okay so that was her mistake. She definitely used the wrong terminology there. Feeling defeated she sighed and flopped back in the throne. "Fine, but make it quick."

Three men walked up on stage and approached her hopefully. "Well I can't get to all of you at once." She found the most handsome of the three. "You'll I'll do." She announced like a queen deciding the fate of her villagers. She looked to the most moderate looking chap. "You I'll do next. While you wait fetch me a drink, you're buying." Then she looked to the ugliest duckling in the land. "You put on mr.buttons mask." He did so. "No still too ugly for me to bother with. You may however if you wish lick my shoes. Just make sure you don't actually touch my skin." He took to his mission with gusto, he went at those red flats like they were cherry flavored.

The most handsome of the perverts laid down across her lap while the moderate of them handed her a drink. It was then that she caught sight of Kira and smiled. "Kira these men are so friendly! I love it here!"

On her way to the side stage where the spankings were taken place, Kira took a drink from one of her many admirers that seemed like a piña colada. After taking a sip, she was certain! This place may have been extremely freaky but they sure had good drinks! She sipped the drink that was inside of a coconut shell and instantly spit it in front of the person in front of her “Hey!! What in the hell-llllooo gorgeous.” The man in front of her went from raging mad to trying to hit on her, but Kira could care less. Her eyes were fixated on Gwynevere who was giving a hulk sized man a fiery spanking. “well that’s unexpected.” The Uzumaki was certain the one who would be spanked was going to be Gwyn, but somehow the tables had been turned. The man’s but cheeks were getting a punishing that he would never forget. Gwyn was easily managing 100 spanks a minute. If Kira wasn’t mistaken, she was sure that man’s buttocks had caught a flame. 

“So beautiful, how one of your eyes is green while the other is blue?” The man in front of her didn’t take the hint. Kira chugged her drink and shoved it to the man’s chest. “How about you make yourself useful sugar tits and fetch me a drink. As a matter of fact make it double, now GO.” Kira twisted his nipple which seemed to rev up the man’s engine and he was off towards the bar. Nonchalantly, she made her way close to the front just as mr. buttons' spanking had finished. Gwyn stood like a champion, surrounded as if the towns people had come to congratulate the dragon slayer. She almost seemed cool, except all the light that was placed on her really made her leg hairs visible, girl must have not shaved in weeks! She asked if anyone else had wanted a spanking and three rose their hands before going up to the stage. Just then, the thirsty man came back with her drinks and Kira chugged it down before sending him off to fetch her another.

Gwyn proceeded to order the three around like dogs. One left to get her a drink, the other was placed across her lap for a whooping that would have him walking funny for the next week, and the last…. well the last licked her shoes like a…. well it’s best not to delve further. Who knows where those flats had been, and don’t even get started with the feet that wore them! Even from where she stood, the Uzumaki could tell those crusty toes needed a tub full of lotion and a hell of a scrub! "Kira these men are so friendly! I love it here!” The red haired kunoichi could not show weakness. She smiled back and waved. “I’m glad you're enjoying yourself.” How could this girl be enjoying herself? She was in a kink bar and seemed to be having a blast? This girl was into some freaky things. The Uzumaki couldn’t even picture what this girl was like in bed. She could only picture what would be an exorcism movie. Gwyn crawling on walls and ceilings while she pissed everywhere and turned her head 360 degrees, meanwhile her boo roleplaying as the priest but instead of reading passages from the bible, he was reading passages from fifty shades of fucked up. This girl must have been so freaky, she didn’t even need a safe word!

This was unacceptable. She was not going to be outshined by the kinky skank, even if this her thing. Kira continued to just smile and wave when an idea struck her. She turned towards the centre of the club where one of the metal poles stood on a circular stage. surrounded by a bar on on of it’s sides. I guess it was the main attraction pole because many of the club goers surrounded it to watch the girl currently dancing on it. Kira made her way towards the centre, studying the dancer who went up and down that pole as if denying gravity, while also just doing some regular dance moves with it. After making her way through the crowd, and punching everyone in the face who tried to get a handful of boob, she made her way to the centre stage. The dancer known as Crystal made her way off the stage as the announcer was calling out the next act. “Now up next we got everyone’s favourite, Wild Rose!” The crowd went wild as a girl who looked like she just spent a week inside a dryer machine took the stage. Her face could have used a serious lift. Kira made her way to the bar and ordered ten shots on some other guys tab. one by one she swallowed them down like air (she was quite the heavy weight). She burped in a guys face who tried hitting on her and jumped on top of the bar before leaping onto the stage. It was Kira’s time to shine.

“hey, get off my stage!” The stripper was practically naked. Being honest, Kira couldn’t understand how she was a stripper, her tits were smaller than a toddlers. not paying any attention to her, Kira wrapped her hands around the pole to test how sturdy and firm it was while blondie was screaming into her ear. The patrons of the club were confused, but started to chant for the Uzumaki by the name “Sweet Ember”. Must have came up with the name from her red hair and seemingly pure innocence. “The crowd wants what it wants, so get off my stage flatty.” Insulted, Wild Rose threw fists but she stood no chance. Kira dodged the attack swiftly and pushed her off. She fell flat on her face, showing her poop shoot to the world. “Alright are y’all ready to see a show!” Kira screamed as the crowd went wild. it was a good thing Kira was wearing some short tights under her skirt because the last thing she wanted was to show off her vajuju to the world, but now it was time for some kinky glory.

Kira began to feel the rhythm of the music as she began dancing, doing some basic spins around the pole itself. Then she began to make her way up the pole, moving rhythmically with the music before she did a perfect split on it. From the other side of the crowd, she could see patrons leaving the spanking stage and coming to hers. “Perfect, now lets step it up a notch.” Kira thought to herself as she continued her performance amongst the pole. She hung herself upside down and placed her legs around the pole. At this point in time, she was about ten meters up. Kira loosened her grip on the pole as she quickly flew down, the crowd letting out a huge gasp before she caught herself right before making impact with the ground and thats when the bills were flying! Kira continued her moves, preparing for her grand finale as she let the gents and lesbians shower her with money. Once more, she made her way to the top of the pole, holding on using one foot and one hand as she spun around it before she leaped off the poll. This time, the crowd was truly worried. What was she thinking! The Uzumaki did a variety of acrobatic spins as she got closer to the ground. At just the right time, A chain launched from her back and pierced the ceiling next to the stripper pole, breaking her fall right out of arm’s reach from the people, who reached to grab this amazing girl. Kira hung from the chain that spun closer and closer towards the pole, doing a variety of moves in the process. She went around the pole about six times, every time getting higher and higher up before she was at the base of the pole at the top. And slid back down once more just as the song finished. Kira took a bow as she was showered with roses and money, her many fans screaming “Encore, encore, encore!” She’d look for Gwyn in the distance and wave with a genuine looking smile, but really she was thinking “look whose on top now!"

-20 ap

With the chorus of pleasured howls finally ending, and her flats thoroughly cleaned the lovely lady gwynevere looked up from her man servants to see quite the spectacle. She'd lost much of the crowd but that didn't matter she did it all for the art form, and not the fame. Unlike the attention whoring desperate pleas for help that Kira was sending out with her body. Gwynevere herself knew what it was like to be hungry for the approval of others, but this? This was just sad. She could only shake her head from left to right as she stood up for a better view. It was sad, but man was it hilarious to watch. She made sure to mentally record every second of it.

From what she had garnered from the context clues of the scene Kira had tried to down an obscene amount of acholhol. Gwyn had picked this up from ocean of shot glasses laying around. Fought slash threw up on a stripper, and was now drunkenly rubbing up and down a pole. Classy. Well she was kind of doing it to the beat of the music. Which was better than Gwyn could manage. She had to hand it to Kira, she could drunkenly remove clothes with the best of them. 

It was all fun and games until she shot out a chakra chain from her back, pierced a chandelier, sent that thing crashing to the ground and started dangling from the chain. Luckily no one was hurt.

First of all, that was awesome. Gwyn had no idea what that chain was about, but it looked sweeeet. Second of all that was awesome Kira totally just trashed the place. Third of all, that was awesome Gwynevere now had black mail for the rest of eternity. The crowed was enthusiastically shouting. 
"Encore, encore, encore!" And poor kira was just eating it up. Sad face.


Gwynevere decided that she'd bee a good friend, and try and help the girl down. Friend? Eh close enough. Litterally spent more time with her than any other ninja in this village, so sure they were friends. 


Under foot glass from the fallen Chandelier crunched as Gwyn'evere waded through the crowd. Poor Kira' Gwyn couldn't help but think. 'Look who's on top now.'


She was about to call out to the girl and offer her help buuuut there was a ruckus at the back of the club. Shouting, and someone deamnding to know what was going on.... uh oh.