Re: Gurls Night (io, nk)

Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:46 pm

First of all gwynevere just wanted the record to show that Kira was totally ripping of her dom routine from her! But she supposed since kira was firmly stuck in the number two position it was only natural for the girl to try and act like number one. . Secondly she'd just wanted a nice night out with some friends and a few drinks, but nooo Kira had to start a war with every stripper in the club. O course what could be expected from a bumpkin like her. Gwyn really should have known better.

And gwyn did indeed take a load off at the bar. Enjoyed a few drinks, took a look at her saliva covered shoes with a small ping of disgust. With mild interest she looked on as the hoard of perverts battled valiantly against the swarm of stripers. he suppressed a laugh when a girl with jj boobs swung them at her opponent and knocked him out. That was something you didn't see everyday. As she waited for the whole thing to end she could help but decide that she was just going to chill at home for her free time for as long as she remained in suna. She liked the city but dang their clubs were too intense for her. Though she did like the part about the men serving her like slaves. Se could definitely do that again.

She took the shot from kira with a smile and returned the cheer downing the drink herself. Gwyn nodded at Kira's comment. They'd been in this bar for just under half an hours, and it was being torn apart brick by brick. She didn't know whether she should be proud of horrified. Then the stripper army was upon them and she didn't really have much time to consider the facts. She watched as kira nonchalantly took one of them out with a bottle and Gwyn as always just refused to be out done.

She looked to kira and gestured with her head to start heading towards the door. With that she'd jump onto the bar and announce with a clear voice. "Thank you everyone for being so welcoming! I must say it's been a real blast!" With that tag line done she'd jump backwards towards the door, form the tiger sign and let loose a fireball right at the bar. Igniting the several metric tons of Liquor! A massive explosion sent Gwynevere flying right through the door, and into the streets outside. Her clothes were smoldering, one of her shoes was gone, but she was alright. But as she looked forwards at the club she realized one thing. The Sand Tsunami was burning to the ground.

It was only days later that Her and Kira would learn it was a Human Trafficking Front.

Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:14 am

Kira and Gwyn stood in the centre of a semi-circle of very livid strippers. It seems like they both had caused some agitated females. Not too far from where they stood, the fight between the security guards and the patrons took place. Though, the intoxicated levels of the patrons was getting the better of them causing them to receive quite the whooping. They were falling like flies but what they lacked in quality, they had in quantity. Now that she thought about it, there were quite a bit of freaky people in Suna. The girl who got knocked out by the bottle laid on the floor soaked in alcohol, trying to get back into the battle. The Uzumaki turned to Gwyn, who motioned her to head for the door. Just like she expected, Gwyn was being a good little girl and taking care of Kira’s dirty work. She walked towards the exit, throwing the shot glass over her head that would eventually smack the downed stripper in the forehead. Talk about accuracy.

Kira made her way outside of the club like a complete bad ass. It seemed like it was all in slow motion. She pushed the double doors of the club open as heads turned from every direction. She was still looking flawless, not a sweat broken from her early performance. She was slightly tipsy, but it didn’t prevent her from walking perfectly. Just as she made her way out the door, a few steps later, a fiery explosion erupted behind her. She looked like Taylor Swift from the Bad Blood video, except she had no posse. Speaking of Posse, where was Gwyn?

Shortly after the huge explosion went off from the inside of the kinky club, Kira had turned towards the exit, slightly worried of her servant’s fate. Something came out flying like flaming turkey over Kira’s head. Was it a Stripper? a Dog? a Plane? oh no, it was just Gwynevere. “Look mommy, a shooting star!” A child screamed. The girl tried really hard to land on her feet but she was just all over the place. the crowds of people on the street made way for the incoming klutz of a girl that practically self destructed in the club. So foolish of her, of course she would be so obvious and clumsy. The Uzumaki was dumb to actually think that Gwyn could actually do something right. As they say, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

The girl on fire wasn’t as flattering of a title as it was in The Hunger Games, oh far from it! This hoodrat of a girl was missing on of her China Town flip flops that she called flats, and her hair, oh lord her hair. She looked like an experiment gone wrong. Well, at least the blast was an improvement on her makeup but not by much though. Kira had one hand on her hip and turned towards the now destroyed club. It was absolute scorching. With the flames a-blazing, and the quantity of alcohol inside, it was highly unlikely that those insides were going to survive. Firefighting ninja came rather quickly, asking nearby villagers what happened as some went inside to try and save some of the people.

“So, wanna check out The Raving Sandstorm?” Kira offered Gwyn, who still trying to get a hold of herself. It didn’t seem like she had it in here to keep going, but The Uzumaki just wanted to hear her call it quits herself. She wanted to hear it like music to her ears. And even if she did take up her offer, well hopefully the next club wouldn’t be such a drastic mess like the last. Well, the night was still quite young after all.

Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:28 pm

Kira's exit was indeed as the kids would say 'swaggy'. Even Gwynevere was in awe at how cool she was by not looking at the explosion. However when the girl turned to survey the national tragedy that was their girls night out Gwyn couldn't help but notice that the back of Kira's dress had caught on fire. The butt to be specific. It was a small and pathetic butt to be sure, so there wasn't a lot of land to be lost in the fire, still though a butt would be revealed when the fire had died out.

Gwyn managed to move her line of sight away from that fire and over to the burning club formally known as the Sand Salami or something like that. Brushing herself up Gwyn stood to her foot, and shoe and sighed. When she wanted to let loose tonight she sure didn't think that it was going to be a fire ball that she let loose. Maybe it was best to just call it a night. Maybe when people start dying thats when you know when you're not cut out for something. Maybe her and Kira would just never actually be friends.

Yeah going home sounded good right now.

Then she heard it.

The challange.

The words between the lines, that told Gwyn to just call it quits.

Heck no.

Gwyn looked over at kira her face still covered with ash, and she smiled. Her pearly white teeth shining out between the rest of the darkness. It was on. "I'd love you Kira!" she announced in a sugary sweet voice. "But first I'm going to have to fix myself up a bit. And we both need new dresses." She spanked Kira's flaming bottom and ushered her over to a dress shot/ salon/ massage parlor/ slash yoga studio just was just a few blocks down the way. "These guys have the best cucumber water."

This topic wouldn't end until they were either best friends or dead in a ditch!

Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:15 am

OOC: Ummm I honestly don't know what I wrote....

On her way out of the club, slight moments after the huge explosion took place, Kira couldn’t help but feel an intense burning on her tush. She knew that her ass was muy caliente but it seemed abnormal for it to feel so heated? The Uzumaki resisted to acknowledge whatever it was that was setting her booty on fire, she couldn’t ruin her amazing exit no matter what. Though, deep down, she knew that whatever it was, it was Gwyn’s fault. Moments after the silly girl would crash land onto the busy road, Kira would pat her tush and realized her skirt was scorching a bit causing a few holes to form. Lucky for her, she had been wearing black tight shorts so it was’t too noticeable. Still, the wicked witch of the west had ruined one of her favourite skirts!

The Uzumaki sent the challenge like a pair of sharp daggers. Her flaming booty had changed the game a little bit, but it she could still get Gwyn to call it quits then she would have ultimately won the nonexistent game that was taking place. Unexpectedly, Gwyn The Decent had agreed to her request. Like a slap in the face, the young kunoichi subtly blinked twice in confusion before getting slapped in the rear (she knew she was lezbanese).

It would never end it seemed. They would be stuck in this constant loop until ultimately, the village was destroyed by their shenanigans… That was just a risk Kira would have to take. Gwyn pointed towards the direction of a nearby salon, and the Uzumaki thought she knew exactly the one. “OOooooo! do you mean Taka’s Salon!? Kiro is so fab! He does my hair all the time.” Kira said excitedly. Kira followed Gwyn, who was looking like an african tribe member with all that black ash on her face, all in the while plotting her revenge for ruining her favourite skirt while also thinking about what color nails she’d get done. It wasn’t until they arrived at the place that she realized it wasn’t Taka’s Salon.

They stood on a sketchy road that seemed like no man’s land. The few living creatures besides the two beauties was a crack head booty dancing on the wall and what looked to be like a well endowed squirrel. The two stood outside the multi purpose store as the imaginary camera panned out to show what looked like a haunted house except with lights. Kira entered first in order to tickle her curiosity and was welcomed by a drag queen with long pink hair who had more makeup on than Gwynevere. If he also stepped any closer, she was certain his eyelashes were going to slap her in the face. “Why Helloooo beautiful, how can I help you today!” Kira examined the room and realized that the inside of the store was much different than the inside. The room was coloured with violet wallpaper. The front of the store seemed to be dedicated to the salon, with mirrors decorating the walls and a few girls currently getting their hairs done. Off to one side was a guy getting his nails done by a stereotypical asian lady trying to charge the guy an extra 50 ryo for something he didn’t need. Near the back end of the room, Kira could see a variety of beautiful dresses and change rooms. To bring everything all together stood a majestic fountain in the centre of the room that was of a angel in drag. “Oh my goodness…” Kira whispered to herself in complete shock of what she was witnessing. “I have entered heaven!” Kira said excitedly as she ran off into the story.

Before she knew it, She had her nails done, her hair perfectly straightened, and an elegant black sleek dress. The Uzumaki was trying on a pair of heals as she gossiped with all the womanly men around her as they gasped and laughed. “So yeah! We enter this club right! and like next thing I know, this man has the decency to ask me if I wanted to see his anaconda!” Kira announced to her new minions. “NOOOO” they all said at once. “Girl, if he was cute, I would have had that anaconda for breakfast, lunch AND DINNER” The pink haired man said proudly. “Quiro!!! You little nasty you!” Another said right after. “What! I’m only saying the truth!” He shrugged. “Anyways, get back to your story darling!” The man placed a black heel onto her red foot, as they all agreed it was a no go. “Well, as I was saying, the place was a disaster! I mean, by the end of the night, some terrorist came in and practically bombed the place!” The all gasped in horror. One did the sign of the cross and proceeded to snap his fingers in the Z formation. “mmmhmmm, some crazy stuff.” Kira sighed. “All I wanted to do was have a nice night out with my new bestie Gwyn over here. Isn’t she just gorg!” Kira motioned to Gwyn, who was doing who knows what during Kira’s social hour. It was odd, but the Uzumaki didn’t have mean anything hostile to her words this time around. It was all truthfulness… and the 13 shots of alcohols she’s had to this point. All her new gay besties quickly agreed with “mmmmhmmms” and “get it girl”

“Well Kira-Boo, if you’re looking for a true night out of the town, go to Temari's disco, it is literally so hype and totally normal! We love it there” The blue haired one announced as she put on a pair of red heels on Kira’s new pedicured feet, all the other ones agreeing. “Aww thanks babe! We’ll definitely check it out! Did you hear the Gwynie-bompai!” Kira called out she she finally got up, ready to head out to their newest destination looking absolutely on fleek.

Little did they know that Temari’s disco was a bathe house for all sexes.

Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:59 am

(You are the greatest)

Mortified Gwyn dropped her face into the hot waters of the bath house letting the steam water rise up to the bridge of her hose. It covered the blush that she was sporting at the moment. Her newly done up, and de-fired hair spread out over the water like the most beautiful of oil spills. There were wangs, and vajay-Jay's just flying around everywhere in here tonight. Mostly wangs, because let's face it, dudes came here hoping to bathe with some smoking hot babes. While this place was usually quite the sausage fest, and considering where they'd gotten the suggestion that may have been very true, so while it was usually a sausage fest tonight there were two smoking hot girls chilling out in the waters of this bath. 'They could at least make people wear towels or something'

Oh well Gwyn closes her eyes and let her stress melt out into the water. This was the weirdest freaking night man. So weird. At least this place was beautiful. Other than all the fat guys, because no one thin has ever set foot in a bathhouse since Rome was destroyed. Nice solid tileling. The moonlight was streaming in from the glass dome of the bath house, illuminating the solid masonry that made this place attractive. Besides Gwyn and Kira obviously.

At least in this place she was getting a chance to relax. Sure the first few moments of being naked in a big old bath with twenty other people was soups ack. But once she'd gotten her big ol' boot all nice and settled down she started to relax and gently float around the warm waters like an ebony headed mermaid.

Her new and improved dress was of course setting all nice and pretty in the girl's dressing room.

At a length after the chemicals from the bath had gotten her nice, and loopy she'd swim over to kira who probably had scored some fruity drinks at this point. She supposed, and knew in her heart of hearts that their current relationship wasn't 'healthy'. Considering it had caused the death of dozens of perverts that much was pretty much clear. "So Kira." She announced swallowing her pride. "Are you from around here?"

Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:36 pm

Kira waited in line in nothing more than a bathe towel that barely covered her lady bits, her hair up in a bun. As much as she loved the gays, they had somehow found a way to make the night a lot worse than it already was. I mean, the things she’d seen when they first got in were just unheard of! She didn’t know that a woman could ben in such a manner. Worse yet, she didn’t know something so big could fit into such a tiny hole! The Uzumaki shivered at the thought. She felt so exposed in nothing more than the bath towel that she was in. While she was used to being in a bikini while she sun bathed in the many parts of Suna, there was something that was… unsettling by the current situations. Mainly the preying eyes pierced her soul fro every inch of this dark foreboding place. Something bad was gonna happen. Kira could feel him on the very tips of her nips. Either that, or it was just getting chilly.

Finally in front of the line, Kira showed off a little cleavage and ask for two vodka pineapple-strawberry smoothies. They were made faster than a virgin boy having intercourse for the first time. “On the house!” The older looking man said, expecting Kira to just get on her knees. She only gave the man a half smile before snatching the drinks and heading back towards where Gwyn was stationed. She gave a death glare to every pedophile and lesbian who gave the “I want to touch you Kuka” look. One she finally reached Gwyn, she uncomfortably removed her towel and let it hand on one of the hooks on the walls. Not wasting any time, she hid her body underneath the hot waters of the bath. Being in this place made Kira really wish for once in her life that she wasn’t the most beautiful being to walk on the face of the earth. Luckily, she had Gwyn to share this pain with considering they were the only good looking people in this god forsaken place.

The red headed girl handed one of the two fruity beverages towards Gwyn as they just sort of sat in the heated pool in silence. Out in one of the corners of the room, Kira was certain she was a man beating the chicken. There were just some thing that could never be unseen, and no matter ow much counselling she was already planning on getting, this would forever scar her. The Uzumaki turned to face Gwyn when she has asked her the question, her face looking like she had seen a ghost. The kunoichi sounded quite sincere in her curiosity, and seemed to also try to mask the current predicament that they were in. Kira sighed, maybe the only way to die out the sound of distant screams and moans of pleasure was to engage is an awkward conversation.

“No. I’m from a small island on the outskirts of the island country. A tsunami wiped out our small little home and the next thing I knew, I was alone on the shores of some place that I didn’t know.” The girl spoke in a melancholy manner, the event replaying on her mind before the beat up chicken came back. Kira refused to let her eyes driver around this horrible place. She kept them on either Gwyn or her drink. She didn’t have to look around to know that every creep was staring at the two just waiting for it to turn into a lesbian porno scene that they could join in on. “What about you. Where did you come from?

Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:53 pm

Gwyn accepted the fruity drink, and sucked it up through a bendy straw. Yummy. Now she knew why Kira liked them so much. A little tangy, a little sweet, kind of chunky and pretty neat. She listened To kira but politely but when Kira mentioned she was from near Shima she almost snorted out the fruity drink. She wanted to shout somethign but she didn't really want to draw any more eyes over to thier location. If they'd been getting a lot of attention on their owns these pools would run over with jizz if they were seen together.

"Now way!" She Stage whispered, and slapped Kira playfully on the shoulder. "I'm from Shima too!" She wasn't even saying that to try and fit in. she used to work in a pizza shop in Shimagakure. "I used to live in the Ninja village. I wasn't a ninja, but i lived there. Then When He who shall not be named took over I gtfo'd and went on the lamb, and ended up here! Isn't that crazy? I mean Shima to Suna of all places!" Ha! She didn't really miss home much to be honest. There was her dad, and her dead mom, and her step mom. Lot's of emotional baggage, a thousands of pizzas and just a whole lot of feeling lost in the world. She much more like it here in suna. She kind of felt like she had a purpose here. She didn't know what it was but there was something here for her. Not only that but she had power here. Or at least she'd learned her power here. All the fire. So she'd developed much more as a human being in suna than she had in Shima. Well she'd developed from an egg into an adult in Shima, but if a person were to assign a stat page to a person's life then it would be safe to say that she had a lost more additions to that page while in Suna than she did before.

Gwynevere sat back in the water and waved her hands through the water gently. Okay only one hand. She was still handling a beverage over here.

She looked at Kira with a new appreciation. Who knew? She raised up her own fruity drink and presented it to Kira. "To an old shima, and a new Suna!"

Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:24 am

Kira was confused when the girl play slapped her shoulder. It seemed like the relationship between the two had done a complete U-turn. Maybe it was the alcohol talking… It was definitely the alcohol talking. Well, fruity beverages did make everything just about better, and being in their current situation, things really just couldn’t get much worse. Hearing that Gwyn was also from the Island country brought an instant connection between the two that had yet to be formed up until this point. They went from being two absolute bitches to two absolute bitches with something in common. It didn’t seem like much of an improvement, but the two beauties would tell you differently!

“OMG, you're absolutely joking! What are the odds! I mean, I’ve only been to the ninja village once or twice but totally neat! No wonder your so gorgeous, Only the most beautiful come from the Island Country!” Kira said playfully, almost forgetting that they were in a bathe house being watched by old fat perverted men with raging boners. “Right? I mean who would of that we would go from being surrounded by water to the driest place on earth!” Kira took a few sips of her fruity alcoholic beverage, feeling completely at ease. There was some sort of comfort in knowing that she met someone who comes from the same place that she did. Even though they both left their homeland for different reasons, they ended up in the same place together. That had to mean something right? Kira saw the risen drink and brought hers to bump against it. “Cheers!” Kira said, absolutely filled with joy. Man had the night been wild, and it seemed like Gwyn wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe they could get along and be friends. Partners in crime, A world where they both saw each other as equals… Maybe that was pushing it but it was worth a shot.

“How about you ladies show us some action!”

A deep raspy voice came from the large crowd that had seemed to gather around the bath that The Red Headed Goddess and Gwyn The Beauty were in. The one who spoke, a large hairy man who seemed who got lost during evolution and had more characteristics with monkeys than humans, stood near the front. He was baring it all as the puny thing that he called his manhood tried it’s best to stand at full attention. Boy was it struggling. Not that Kira would know since her “done with bullshit” look were staring at the man’s curly mustache.

“Let’s seem some tittays, am I right boys!?”

The crowd cheered with him as they seemed to be getting a little hostile. In an ordinary situation where the two sexy woman weren’t ninjas, they probably would have gotten gang banged against their own will; but they wouldn’t be here if this was an ordinary situation. Unlucky for these barbaric men, these girls had what it takes to to turn their pee pee le pious into vajoonas. If only they had known that they brought down a whole club. The Uzumaki did a side glance to Gwynevere with a look that said “You thinking what I’m thinking?” Obviously, since they’ve been on good terms for like 30 seconds, she would totes get what she mentally said. “Let me get them started Gwynie-bompai!”

Kira said very sexually to get the men more aroused than they already were, she did like to play with her prey after all. “hehehe yeah! that was too easy!” One of them yelled out. If only they knew what they were in for. Kira rose out of the water slowly so that everything from her belly button and up was out of the water. One hand covered her breasts while the other one was casually holding her drink. At this point, they were all chanting “T-I-T-T-I-E-S, we want tittays!” With an innocent look on her face she slowly started to remove her arm from her breasts. Just as they were coming into full view, the suspenseful music playing in everyones heads stopped, and the beat absolutely dropped…

“NIPPLE CHAINS NO JUTSU!”

Kira shouted as chains shot out of her nipples, assaulting the patrons and cutting them, leaving more blood on the floor than unborn seed babies. They tried to escape, but there was no escaping the wrath of her deadly chain nipples. Kira casually sipped from her fruity beverage, as she watched them fall one by one. They tried to get away, but there was no escape. The last thing these men would ever see were the sharp chains that shot out of the young girl’s nips, and Kira wasn’t feeling any regret whatsoever.

It was a good thing they later found out that they were all wanted men for killing and raping young girls around the world.

-40 ap

Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:27 pm

Holy cow. Kira was a freak. She just killed a room full of men with her nipples. It was both impressive and very disturbing. Especially since the bath was beginning to fill up iwth the blood of her victims. She din't have time to worry about the moral implications of Kira's crazy murder rampage because they had bigger things to worry about. Like the big bald, fat, naked, hairy, poorly tattooed, smelly dead man who was carrying a dead man's switch in his hand. All for the sinister purpose of BLOWING UP THE BATH.

Of course he had one. Now that Gwyn was taking a closer look at the tiling around this place she noticed taht the tiles were actually really tiny pieces of stone that had pictures of dead, and raped young women. Strange that their archetecture was pretty much announcing their evilness. she wondered if the boys back at the salon knew anything about it. Hmm.

Either way this man couldn't let his horrible empire be exposed to the public so with his death the explosives went off and began to destroy the entire bath house!!!

Not again!

They'd really brought the house down this time. She looked up towards the ceiling formed a hand sign and shot a ball of fire out from her mouth, and through the roof giving the place nice skylight. She'd then grab a hold of Kira's mounds and whip them around, giving the chains coming out of them some momentum. She knew they were fake! With a final jerk she let go of the boob and the chain when flying towards the ceiling of the bathhouse and hooking onto an edge. She'd then climb up the chain, climb on the roof, and jump off of it before the whole thing crumbled beneath her. She'd land wetly in the sand below. This night just kept getting weirder.

Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:32 pm

The men fell faster than their boners, as the life was being sucked away into a fiery hell. It was an odd thing that Kira had just killed all these men considering she disliked death, but it was a little detail her writer forgot about during the last scene so it could be overlooked. Besides, these men were evil little buggers after all so it wasn’t like she killed with no reason! The Uzumaki continued to sip out of her drink with a carefree attitude when Gwynevere decided to just shoot fireballs out of her mouth like it was nobody’s business. The fair lady suddenly grabbed a hold of Kira's two all natural beauties, Betty and Susie, and twirled them around like some grappling hook. It was official, Gwynevere was a full blown lesbian. First, she practically grabbed a spoon full of breasts back when they first got together, then she slapped Kira’s ass, and now she was getting a fistfull of her bodacious tetas. She was going to have to give Gwyn the bad news eventually, but now wasn’t exactly the time since they were in a room full of dead old pervs and the place was going to shit real fast.

Her right nipple chain hooked onto the top of the roof and Gwyn used it to climb to the top like some sort of Indiana Jones. Before Kira took action, she just took a quick mental note that the beauty was absolutely naked, and oh boy was she going to enjoy the next few minutes once they got out of the sauna to point that out! The Heterochromatic eyed girl grabbed two towels and pulled the chains towards her body just as the building fell apart. Since the other one was caught on the roof, it sent her flying upwards into the hole Gwyn had made and into the night sky. Why free falling, she wrapped one of the towel around her body right before landing near the butt naked Gwynevere. Kira turned and watched as the building was turned to nothing but rubble just like the club, taking that time to wrap the second towel around her barely wet hair. She then pretended to just realize The Fire Vomiter was giving off the full frontal to all the villagers that were passing by. “Oh my! Gwynevere!” Kira fake blushed as the murmurs began amongst the villagers. Since the Uzumaki wasn’t the most cruelest of people, and they had bonded a bit, she actually thought about handing a towel to the girl. Unfortunately for Gwyn, the thought didn’t make it far enough for the Uzumaki to actually go through with it. Looks like Gwyn’s itty bitty titties would stay out for the world to see! That was, until Kira actually felt pity for this excuse of a woman and handed the towel on her head to Gwyn, letting out her beautiful red hair. “Well, looks like our new dresses our ruined!” Kira sipped out of her fruity beverage that she managed to bring along. The world could be ending but she would be damned if she wouldn’t save her cup full of goodness.