Re: Ninja Excuses

Sun May 06, 2012 4:10 am

I have allergies to eating things

Stab a pancake

Sun May 06, 2012 5:08 am

No, poor pancake, haven't done anything wrong

Piss Bruce Leee off

Sun May 06, 2012 6:25 am

Can't He's dead.

Kick the train

Sun May 06, 2012 6:34 am

Can't. My leg are "Under Construction" (Hell yeah, i'm a cyborg)

Become a Shinigami

Sun May 06, 2012 6:52 am

can't he took my soul

Punch the cat with your 5th leg and then eat it with your butt..

Sun May 06, 2012 8:56 am

I don't have a fifth leg, my mobile plan only covers four

Bomb a bomber that is bombing the bomber bombing America

Sun May 06, 2012 9:39 am

Can't i'm the bomber myself

Play Dress Up Game

Sun May 06, 2012 9:49 am

I don't want to, best reason ever

Marry a Russian man named Viktor

Sun May 06, 2012 10:19 am

Can't. The law is against to marry my brother :3

Shoot potatoes out of your hand that sticks out of your butt that sticks out of your mouth.

Sun May 06, 2012 11:25 am

Ran out of potatoes yesterday

Explode into a million bunnies that are rabid and attack clowns