Re: Ninja Excuses

Tue May 08, 2012 3:46 am

Can't, bunnies terrify me

Lose your virginity

Tue May 08, 2012 5:22 am

Can't, I have a computer =,=

Taste the rainbow!

Tue May 08, 2012 7:17 am

It'll be a waste of time, i know i'll be disappointed

Ride a Tricycle

Tue May 08, 2012 9:49 am

I can't ride any kind of bike...

JUST TASTE THE FRIGGING RAINBOW!

Tue May 08, 2012 11:45 am

No, i'm color blind

Give me a dollar

Tue May 08, 2012 7:19 pm

I'm broke

Love me

Tue May 08, 2012 8:56 pm

I'm not homo

Piss me off

Wed May 09, 2012 9:15 pm

I don't like it when people are mad at me.

Post cat pics on /b/

Wed May 09, 2012 9:22 pm

I do not know /b/, command not understood

Bomb a preschool

Sat May 12, 2012 1:07 am

I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a school, or anywhere with kids.

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