Re: Ninja Excuses

Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:24 pm

I would, but I am way too slow.

Have an eating contest with me.

Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:00 am

I would but it seems that my great uncles cousins friends dads moms neices sister has fallen ill and they need me there for support

Go adopt a tiger and name it FuFu

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:01 am

I would, but I already have a pet rock named FuFu

Do my laundry ! >=O

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:03 am

I would but i cant see them from all the laundry that is in front of me >->

Make your pet rock pee its self.

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:14 am

I would, but that would be rock abuse. =O

Clean your mouth out with soap.

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:21 am

I would but i cant seem to have any soap.

Give a Hobo a dollar :3

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:23 am

I would, but I don't want to give YOU a dollar, even if you could go buy some sort of soap with it. ;O

Go sit on a rock.

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:24 am

I would but were im from rocks dont exist

Go pet a tiger while holding a T-Bone steak

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:28 am

I would, but I seem to have misplaced my T-Bone steak.. Darn.

Knit me some sweaters !

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:32 am

I would but i dont have any knitting needles.

Make me a sandwich o-o please