Re: Ninja Excuses

Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:14 pm

Ehh...I walked through an airport scanner and lost my memory.

Give me the ultimate guide to life! O_O

Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:11 pm

MY PRINTER HAS NO INK; IM OUT OF MONEY AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO READ MY HANDWRITING.... I was also mugged!?

Tell someone how much you love them, then slap the Ho in the face.

Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:14 am

I LUV NOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

Stab Simon Cowell (aka someone who deserves it for once XDD)

Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:52 pm

Last time I stabbed someone, I was locked away in the white room and now I'm not allowed to cut a sausage by myself

Invite me to your next sleepover

Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:20 pm

I don't want to be

A) Raped horribly

B) Be awoken in middle of night by u likely singing WHAT IS LUV BABY DONT HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE. But alas both of those are likely to happen.

Smack LostLegend in the face XDDDD (NO OFFENSE LOST)

Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:35 am

That would probably result in anger, and I don't like anger...

Make ME a sandwich.

Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:01 am

I can't DO anything food related; I BURNED A SAUSAGE ROLL, I tried to make a jam bun and it came out a DISK! Dude word of the wise, never try anything I make

FYI; I don't have sleep overs, I was asking YOU to invite ME but LOLOLOLOL nah mate; I have different play lists so I'd be singing hall & oates or Annie lennox

Welcome me into your home

Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:42 pm

My family wouldn't appreciate bringing a pedophile home considering I have a kid brother

Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:56 pm

ya bas; I like little girls, get it right

NOTHING TO MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR D:<

Save princess peach before Mario does

Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:21 pm

" I need to go save princess nina form chirno trigger"