A flying thing..And a drunk cat..Shoulder guy

Ken flew toward the raikage building..thinking it belonged to the kazankage...Since he confused kumo with fungakure. As he felt his chakra depleting..yeah..that was it..his ring had used so much chakra to power his glove to fly. that he was sweating now..and having a hard time..doing anything..But soon he felt his chakra falling. and he saw the windows of the building. and with a last ditch effort. he bursted at 20 speed into the windows of the building punching right at it as shards went toward his body. hitting his shoulder

"TO HELL WITH WINDOWS RIGHT NOW

Wearing his Hokage hat, sitting in his throne room in Asgrad, the Almighty Drunk Lord of the Fire Nation, Kurisu Ametsuchi. As he stood up and began to walk through this God Realm create through his legendary Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan eyes, he noticed bottles of Jack Daniels flying through the air, raining down Jack Daniels like rain, something that seemed rather unusual and great, but this was normal, considering he was omnipotent, a God.

The strange that was the sound of some rather loud things going on, followed by long periods of silence. Plus every time he stood up his head seemed to hurt like he bumped it on...a desk, oh how he hated desks. This time was different, the sound seemed louder than normal, the world seemed to be distorted, and there was that pain in his head again. "Myself damn it. Why does my head hurt?" he couldn't figure out what was going on today.

Before he knew it, everything went dark. He opened his eyes and noticed that he was...curled up under his old desk? How in the hell...OH right. His dream like memories started to fade away and he remember what happened. He got overly drunk continuously after letting his Daughter take over the duties of Raikage for a while. It'd probably been months since he had passed out under this stupid desk, and his mind for some reason made him have that crazy dream. 'Viper must have a great time being able to make Jack Daniels fly around and rain down.' he thought to himself, thinking Viper does the same thing in Asgrad.

Forcing himself up, he slammed his upper body against the underside of the desk, breaking it into pieces, along with anything that was on the desk. He instantly ran over to the door at the front of the office, kicking it off the hinges and sending it into the wall across the hallway, nearly breaking that wall down.

His attention finally took notice of the boy who had burst into his office through the window, apparently getting rather large and sharp shards of glass stuck into his shoulder. He looked at the boy with a bewildered look on his face. 'Did I have another kid?' he was worried, but the only hope was that if he did have another son, hopefully this one wasn't stupid and gay.

"Are you my son and how long have I been asleep?" he asked the boy. 'Yes idiot, cause kids are made and grow up in a matter of months. Just like plants, add water." his inner retard commented.

"Kazankage, I REQUEST YOU RETURN KIRA-CHAN!!!!" Ken would say, Almost immediately noticing the clouds in the air...and with that he said "...Wow..."
And with that he glared. "Wrong..Village..." He would sigh then notice the horribility of this fact. Though everything from previous incursions was obvious (With kira). He knew that she wouldnt be able to get away..Those people moved so fast you could not see them...And..they were probably from fungakure..where apparently, murder is frequent.

He chewed down. And with that one of his tooth's made a smashing sound as they collided (Unhearable..Its like when a character in anime bites down. and theirs that little click ^_^) He would look down with utter anger..and step forward toward the door..He couldnt fly..he could tell he wont make it to fungakure with such little chakra..Walking would be too slow.

No matter what ken thought of, he KNEW she was dead. And with that the words seeped into his brain like a insect

"I HATE IT!!! KILL IT!! BURN IT!! DESTROY ALL YOU NEED!!! IT MUST...BE...RID..OF!!!

What...in...the hell? This was rather strange and awkward, the boy appeared to be just as confused due to the fact he seemed to think that this was Funkagakure and no Kumogakure. He wasn't sure at first how to handle it, he wanted to simply put a quick and brutal end to the boy's life, but there was an outside chance he had some kid he didn't know about, or unlikely but possible this could be a kid he'd actually like and maybe even train.

First thing was first, laying down the law and straightening the kid out to figure out what the fuck was going on. A quick movement of his feet had him dart at the boy with such speed that it would be almost impossible for the boy to even think about dodging or countering, let alone even seeing the movement happen. Getting up to the boy, his right hand was raised up into the air and with one more quick movement, he brought down his hand sideways in the form of a bitch slap at the left side of the strange boy's face.

If successful, the strike would easily send the boy flying to the right side of the office like a rag doll into the wall, probably causing some damage and pain from the impact into the wall and possibly giving the boy a concussion from the force of his right hand striking the boy's face.

"I asked you a question." he said, referring back to his question he had asked about whether or not the boy was his son. If the boy wasn't his son, he'd decide what to do that time, if the boy was entertaining or impressive enough he'd let him live. 'Yes idiot, just slap him around, I'm sure he'll be able to answer after that." his inner retard jokingly said.

Rapidly ken gained double vision and a headache. but almost slightly less as fast activated his vongola gloves..And shot them forward. atleast making the ragdoll effect on the wall slightly less..Horrible..He felt his back hit the wall and a horrible feeling spread throughout his body. Putting him right on the floor in horrible condition..."I..Am not your son...I...Do..Not know..How long you have been asleep.." Ken would add. As his body decided it would be benefitial to cough up blood....For no reason.

Ken put his hand on the ground as he ..lay..and started pushing...His back had a feeling like it had been chipped..or..broken. but almost as quickly his gloves turned back to playful mittens. and he tried to push himself up to stand. Almost as quickly his back gave in and a large sharp pain went through it. Ken also had a bloody face...on he cheek the raikage had hit upon..

His back was definately damaged..But how? Was it broken? Ken felt it sent another cracking feeling... And he began to lay upon the ground..But still pushing...But being honest ken did marvel..This was a kage..This is probably what defines a kage...Shinji was This strong!? Ken thought. as to compare kages...They were truly...

Amusing, he was he entertained by the fact that the boy answered both of his questions and didn't even complain about getting hit, hard, very hard. Deciding not to kill the kid for the time being, he walked over to the kid and offered to help him up, showing a moment of kindness that wouldn't last very long.

A bottle of Jack Daniels being picked up in his left hand, regardless of whether or not the boy let's Kurisu help him up, Kurisu still offers some Jack Daniels to the boy. "Here, drink, its a healing medicine." he offered, hoping the boy wouldn't make the mistaken of declining the Jack Daniels.

"By the what, what's your name kid?"

Ken would cough yet another bit of blood and reach his hand out to grip the kage..And with a firm grab. His left hand would pull. attempting to lift his body straight up...To stand..But also. ken immediately noticed the alcohol and reached for it "This seems more like jack daniels...Better yet, It is"Ken would grip it and put it to his mouth..Being honest, he forgot about his age..and just began to gulp..Swallowing..Swallowing,

It was as if nectar for the gods came rolling down his throat. Filling his body with a taste..that he enjoyed..It felt good..And almost as easily he knew addiction was coming on..But after that, the bottle was empty and he sighed.

Oh wow, he just drank that entire bottle, at such a young age. Perhaps there was more potential to this kid than meets the eye, he instantly felt a connection like this was the son he never had. "Feel better?" he asked, handing the kid yet another full bottle of Jack Daniels, downing his own bottle of Jack Daniels somewhat quicker than the boy, which was saying a lot about the boy.

It was at this point he considered an idea, an idea that would depend on how the next few moments went but would decide what would become of the kid's life. First he needed the kid to answer his question. "So what is your name?" he asked yet again.

"I do feel better.." Ken would say...But then he saw the man down the bottle faster than he did and he took this as a challenge...Oh he felt the air say 'This is a challenge'. And with that, as soon as he grabbed the bottle he put it to his mouth and began to gulp..Being honest, this was one of the times were you take a chance of..Coughing mid gulp. or however it happens. but he had to take the risk.

Then he looked at the man "My name is Ken Vongola.."

"I am Kurisu Ametsuchi, Co-Raikage of Kumogakure no Sato, along with my daughter Misaki Ametsuchi. She's the one running the show right now." he introduced himself, along with explaining the Raikage situation of Kumogakure. He took two bottles of Jack Daniels and effortlessly downed both of them at once, the effects of the alcohol starting to be felt, as he was tolerant to the effects, whereas Ken was probably feeling a more drunk.

"So what were you talking about when you got here?" he asked, still confused on why Ken was even here in the first place.