A flying thing..And a drunk cat..Shoulder guy

Ken would see the kage put 2 bottles in his mouth..and almost as quickly ken reacted. Grabbing onto 3 bottles and attempting to chug them all at once....Ken felt like his mind was fuzzy. and then he said "WELLL NERC TO MEET JUR MR..KURISU AMATSUUUCHI!" Ken would add. then almost tripping to the right. then he realized the question about what he was talking about and he said "OH...IS ALL, GIRLFRIEND GOT KIDNERPED! YKNOWWWW" with another trip-ish type thing, he went toward the door. placed down the 3 bottles. All empty O'Course, and started punching the door

"STOOOPID DOOR...YOU URS MURDEROR. YU SHURD GER TO JERL"

Three bottles, that was impressive to say the least, his own personal record being five, although he had poured all five into the same container to make chugging five easier and well physically possible. He took note of how much Ken reminded him of himself when he first started drinking, this was like watching his son get drunk for the first time. While he watched Ken be entertaining, he went over to his special storage area and grabbed some bottles of Tiger Blend Jack Daniels.

"Here's a couple bottles of my Special Jack Daniels, Tiger Blend. One for now, one for later." he said, handing two to Ken. "Here ya' go drunkie." he said, giving off a small laugh.

Downing one of the bottles of Tiger Blend Jack Daniels, his mindset instantly hit a new level of drunk. "Be very careful." he felt advising Ken not to get carried away with this stronger blend.

ken would look at the tiger blend...and he would accept it. he would reach out with a large wide open pair of eyes and pull of the cap. the blue bottle glowing with the POWER OF THE SUN and he felt it..and as he took a drink he felt energized. and he felt the TIGERS BLOOD Then the SWEAT OF THE RAIKAGE and with that he went..Bonkers.

he saw a serene inviroment, then a extremely crazy rock show. then he saw the best thing...

THE TICKETS WERE NOW DIAMONDS.

ken would turn to kurisu and speak "LOOK AT ME! NOW LOOK BEHIND YOU, NOW BACK AT ME, NOTICE A DIFFERENCE?, NO? LOOK AGAIN. MY PANTS ARE NOW PANTS." then he would speak "NOW LOOK AT THE DOOR, NOW BACK AT ME, NOW BACK AT THE DOOR. THE DOOR IS NOW A DOOR"

He was extremely confused by Ken's words, figuring that the kid was hallucinating from the intense effects of the powerful whiskey. The statement about the door was confusing, looking at where the door wasn't at anymore, then back to Ken, before looking at the doorway and the door was there again. "What the hell, I killed you door."

He darted at the door and punched right through it, not feeling the door at all and flying out into the hallway. Turning around to look at the intangible door, it wasn't there anymore. Weird, must have been part of the Tiger Blend's effects messing with him.

Stepping back into the office, he looked over at Ken, his Eternal Mangekyou gaze locked onto Ken's eyes. He planned on using Genjutsu to make Ken relax if the boy got out of control, but for now there was no concern. "What do you want to do now buddy?"

Slowly ken got somewhat..adjusted. and then he had a weird moment..oh so awfully weird that the god of weird would be amazed at this weird. he looked right at kurisu and said "PAPA!!!" With that he would attempt to rush to kurisu. Leap in the air, and with a hug. get right onto kurisu's waist.

Ken was somewhat under the effects of tigers blend. but it had..been slightly..off from the first outburst. and it was sooo going to get weird after this..huh?

Then he would say "I WANNA TRAIIIIN" and with that. he began blinking in a rapidfire motion.

Strange, the boy claimed earlier that he wasn't his son. This seemed unusual and clearly a side effect of the alcohol. His right hand would effortlessly swat the boy away from his and across the room in response to the attempted hug. "Bad dog." he said, not fond of personal space being invaded like that. Insane Serial Killer family Man or not, personal space is important.

"Train?" he was having no part of that right now, training was the last thing on his mind at the moment.

Ken would be slapped..Yet again...and hit the damn wall..Yet again. As he felt his right shoulder crash against the wall he cracked down. aka. Chomped down to bite his teeth. would he be getting some sort of..Medical process after this..? probably. He kinda layed there and continued to gripe to himself about the pain before setting himself against the wall.

Then he kinda looked up. and it was as if the words 'what do you want to do now buddy' repeated themself. then he immediately remembered the words that kurisu..Or papa! had a daughter. and then he had a huge..everlasting grin appear on his face

"I wanna meet Sister!"

"Yeah sure, I think she'll be here soon. I'm gonna go get some fresh air and whatnot. Just wait here for her and you two can meet each other." he said, making his way through the wall towards the outside of the building and darting off in the distance to take a break from things for a little while and clear his head.

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Kens eyes would slowly close as he leaned against the wall..Entering a world of rainbows..unicorns. and even more crap that is truly undescribable..I think. eh. Possibly..It may very well be true.

{exit}

2 'Charges' for body conservation seal gained. :3