Sand in Rain = A bad beach day [Kozai, Koroshi]

[EDIT: Wait wait, hold on. Since when did you have this on your stat page?]

Kozai was in stasis in Asgard. Due to the twisted will of some divine being, he had ended up in the most embarrassing position, but he didn't know it because apparently he couldn't think!

[If nothing saves me, you may as well skip me.]

Near would seem a bit ticked off as he did not make it in time to save kozai. But that would quickly fade away as he would think to himself as the man would ask his questions in anger. sighing he would look around and notice that this had not been the place for such anger. Near would give the man a smile and put his hand out. "for me not to of met you, you already know a bit of my bloodline and my name. Hmm you major village kage work quick. It's a pleasure to actually meet one.. allow me to formally introduce myself to you three kage as Resonate river..." Near said as that had been the name of the man who wqs written in the bingo book for the destruction of his clans home base In kumo. Near only gave the man the small time slot of his sentence to shake his hand and would put it into his pocket soon after his true name was mentioned. As pride would speak to him saying "ohhh I see you feel weak so You're giving the man your real name. I Thought you were better than that Near." As these words coursed through his head his fake smile would become a simple smirk. As he would reply to pride saying in his head "in a fight of rage the calm one always wins."

The anger in the room was high as the boy disappeared in a crimson flash. Demetri would at this point just sit back and make sure no harm came to either man hoping they would take the suggestion of going elsewhere to discuss this, although why not get it out here and now and be done with it, Koroshi, although Demetri did not know his name, stepped towards his Angel and with that Demetri tensed up not moving yet but more of preparing to stop a fight should something happen. "So angel why were you in his village?" Demetri asked curious as to what the man would need from there.

Getting frustrated that Near has refused to answer his question, Koroshi begins walking toward him, quickly closing the gap as he attempts to grab the mans hand with his right, squeezing it hard enough that the man can feel some of Koroshi's strength, but not enough to cause him any real harm. If Koroshi succeeds in grasping the man he pulls him closer to himself, making the two face to face, leaving only two inches in between them, Koroshi's eternal mangekyo sharingan seemingly peering into the mans soul "I am gonna ask you one more time, what, were, you, doing, in, my, village." Koroshi says his voice filled with nothing but pure anger as he growls while he speaks, Koroshi speaking slowly, pausing slightly between each word to get the effect across.

Being face to face with the man Near would begin to smile. As he would get even closer to the man and explain to him just the reason why. "I seek no harm to your beautiful village.. and no harm to a man of your sexiness... I was simply seeking medical attention at the nearest village, and yours seemed to be the closest. Once we got there i lost track of Kozai and couldnt really get that attention and so im lead here with my wounds healing on their normal cycle... im still bleeding though." Near would say as he used his free hand to raise up his shirt and show him the five wounds in his body. "Im lucky to be even standing right now.. that dumbass.. kozai did this.... But do accept my apology and i would like you and Demetri to come back to iwa... i suggest we have a friendship festival as well as a festival to honor someone of your power... Kazekage.." Near would follow the lines on koroshi's face with his eyes until he met the mans eyes. The Kazekage was viewing the young kage with his evil red eyes, as near would push a piece of hair out of his face as it had been blocking the view of the most evil thing he had ever seen. As pride would utter.. "Those eyes.." Near's body still still as he could feel the strength of the man through his explanation.

Demetri watched as the man moved forward and Grabbed Nears arm. Tensing his whole body up he thought of moving to break them up, but decided not to as it would best if he were not to show favoritism to either side but rather be a Ref of sorts. He would play it smart and keep his mouth shut as he used his chakra senses to scout the area for a foreign attack or chakra signature.

Koroshi listens to the mans words, hoping to get an explanation, although all he really gets is confused due to the fact that he was never told what sex really is, and still thinks that it is a form of sparing, so he takes it as the man said "and no harm to a man of your sparingness" Although confused Koroshi listens to everything the man has to say before extending his right arm outward, forcing Near away from him as he speaks "Enough complements! I wanna know what is truly going on here!" Koroshi says his voice filled with less anger then before, but remains its volume "If all you were seeking was medical attention why not go back to your own village?! From what Kozai told me you two were sparing outside of your village when you both got hurt, so why travel all the way to Suna? Risking both of your lives for no reason?"

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Near would sigh as he looked toward the office and then back at the man, stepping back a bit and scratching his head. "Kozai is retarded... and did not understand the concept of where we were. We were not outside of the village we were 100 miles from it in the forest that grows behind it. And one of the properties of the forest is illusions. Which is what brought us to suna. We got lost in directions and found ourselves headed to suna.. You should really calm yourself because your tone is pissing me off... Think before you get into a person's face with such a hideous tone in voice. But ill tell you what ill forgive you for that... as long as you do the same for trespassing in what is called yours." Near would turn and walk towards demetri as his facial expression had changed to one that was more serious. The kazekage started to sound just like his older brother, the one that would get pissed at just about everything with a forgiving scent in sight.