Beam me up....{Open}

One, two skip a few-----Wait-----Skip a few? Why in the world would he do that? While Maku talked it went much like this: one shot, two shots, three shots, four shots, then take a few more shots. Ryuu was basically a shot god, this much was obvious at the speed he was downing the drinks. Between drinks the rogue kinda half heard what Maku said and by half heard, well, probably didnt hear at all what he actually said.

It sounded like Maku mentioned something about TPing the village leader's building, yes yes yes, that was it. Naturally Ryuu responded to the wobbly Maku, "Yes, we should do that I'll get the TP. You should totally lead the way to the leader's building." Pausing for a second the former jounin flashed a goofy smile before forming a single hand seal, disappearing in a blur of motion. What Maku did not see was the multiple times Ryuu crashed into people or building while making use of the body flicker technique, it was quite embarrassing and caused quite a bit of mayhem.

However, in the course of five minutes Ryuu was next to Maku once again with a heaping armful of toilet paper rolls. Soon Shimagakure would feel the wrath of these two men. Speaking from behind the mountain of toilet paper he held Ryuu informed Maku of the plan, "Take your half and together we will PAINT THIS TOWN WHITE-painting it black is overrated, ya know? Oh, by the way you have nicely toned thighs." Yes, Ryuu had no idea what he was saying whatsoever. Did he care? No, he was too drunk to care in the least. For now he waited for Maku to take his share and lead the way. It would be a night to remember, sadly they would probably forget it, shame.

Weird the world seemed to have turned sideways.  Someone should really fix that.......  O never mind thought Maku, he realized he was laying on his side in the street.  He wasn't sure how he got there, but Ryuu was back with a bunch of TP and was talking some nonsense about Godzilla attacking the village.  Which was very confusing, since Godzilla didn't even exist in this universe.......which made Maku have this question.   "WHY THE HELL IS TP ALWAYS WHITE, YOU KNOW MAN, ITS OBLIVIOUSLY A PLOY TO CONTROL THE MASSES."

After getting control of his voice and hearing the compliment, Maku suddenly caught hold of his senses momentarily.  "Thanks, I also admire your pectorals, they are defined like I have never seen."  Reaching out he felt his pectorals, to confirm his conclusion.  "Just as I thought, firmer than Youka's stance on little boy kidnapping.....err I mean rocks."  After this breif display of homoerotic behavior, Maku addressed the real issue.  Raising his hands and flapping them in a Of course I know where it is, gesture he spoke.  "Yesss yess, I know exactly where that is please follow me."

The truth was, Maku had no idea where it was, but he didn't want to appear lame on this date.  So to make up for it, he did the drunk standby.  He talked louder, and acted even more confident.  So confident that how could anyone doubt his actions.  After about 38 minutes of walking, which included two drunken scuffles, an awkward encounter with a chicken, and three destroyed tricycles they would arrive at the bar that Naoki had taken him and Den to upon his first visit here.  "Here it is my good sir, the leader lives in here..... yes sir no doubt about it this is the leaders office.  Mhmhmhm."  As he spoke he fell backwards, the alcohol causing his brain to swim in a liquid bath of euphoria.  This wasn't just any fall however, in the history of drunken falls this one was worth a 10.  Going from vertical to horizontal in one fluid movement, with not a joint bending on the way.  "HOLY SHIT RYUU THE WORLD JUST FELL OVER, AHHHHHHH."

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Words, words, words, Maku was saying some stuff and Ryuu was not listening. Rather, he was throwing, throwing toilet paper throughout the village. Streets, rooftops, and even people were draped in white as the skilfully drunk Ryuu painted the town white. Naoki would have quite the mes to clean up, not that the rogue cared. This was the most fun he had had in a very long time-maybe ever. At last a few words came through the fog, Maku's words. He had lead him through the entire village and now they had arrived. Alas, neither Maku nor Ryuu were in any shape to be causing mischief.

"YOU KNOW I CAN'T SEE TOO WELL. I'm going to bed now, nighty night, Maku-kun."

Thus, right there on the street, Ryuu laid down for a nice nap. What else would he do anyway? The world around him turned from white to black. Who knew where he would wake up? Or when? Or how? Oh, this was going to be such fun.

Watching as Ryuu laid down in the street, Maku considered this was simply no way for a ninja to stay. Finding a local boy, he gave the two notes he had written the day before, detailing his current where abouts to Naoki and Den. The letters would tell them that they could find him in Tenga, or Yuki and those would be where they should try to reach him if they needed him. It also said he was with his associate and currently looking into the information that Den had given him. He of course wasn't yet, but it sounded good all the same.

Sitting on the body of Ryuu, Maku made a hand seal and teleported both of them to where he was staying in Tenga. Taking the rogue ninja with him to his hotel room. It was going to be a long night.

(Exit with Ryuu)

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