Devils in Disguise

Sayomi approached the village gates of Tengakure, his hands in his pockets and the same bored and aloof expression on his face. Everything always seemed boring, especially when it came to politics. While his friend was a bit more unstable, no malicious intent was harbored despite their status as world-class criminals.

Not that Sayomi wouldn't smash through the village to seek an audience with the Tenkage, it just felt...unnecessary.

His Byakugan eye activated itself, scanning the road and village ahead while casually approaching. Hopefully Shouten would behave himself, as the business Sayomi intended to bring forward would take some serious discussion, and the man had a tendency to cause trouble.

"Stay casual," Sayomi says to his comrade, "Your methods tend to stand out."

Following behind his ally is Shouten Ataenushi, the two traversing the lands accordingly as they make their way to that of Tengakure no Sato, his sunglasses pulled down shrouding his eyes, the layer of chakra acting to through his eyes from any sensors or those with any means to see chakra.
His form moving casually, his hands in his jacket pockets, his katana hanging from his left hip, the man whistling softly until they get near the gate to which the whistling stops and Sayomi speaks.
"Whatever ya say, I'm just here to make sure you don't get fucked up in a 50 on 1."
Shouten says bluntly, he is the one out of the three that is known for his raw power, simply a team of one of the others with Shouten making an unstoppable force with each covering the others weak point.
Shouten looks onto his right shoulder as something is seen moving beneath his jacket, a deformed creature crowing out form within with eight spider legs that crawls up his right shoulder and on to the top of his head.
The creature sitting upon his head looking forward, all eight eyes starting towards the gate, "It's ok Timmy, just be good ok?"
Shouten says consoling his pet, his other left at home, what a surprise that little demon child will have when he gets face to face with his Oofloo.

The day seemed normal enough for anbu operative Cat of the Tengakure anbu. She was standing guard over the gates of Tengakure for the day. So, far nothing out of the ordinary had happened. There had been one attempted smuggler, but she had quickly nixed that with force-the smuggler would be unconscious for a while. Being one of the many girls on the Tengakure anbu she felt the need to assert herself as a strong independent woman. However, her outfit did not really help that too much. She wore spandex shorts that fit her well toned legs and went down to her mid thigh at which point an elegant pattern of fishnets arrayed her legs. She also wore a jounin flak jacket that was a bit too small and left her sizable breasts little room. Though the whole outfit was offset by a rather creepy white mask that was fashioned after the face of a cat. As such, in an attempt, to divert people from her looks and more to her status as a kunoichi she was ruthless in all her endeavors-that was why Shinji, the Tenkage, had chosen her to join the anbu. Naturally, unbeknownst to her, there had been a few other reasons, rather two big ones, but it mattered not as she was good at her job.

All that aside she now stood with her back up against the arch of the village gate and watched as two figures appeared a little ways away from the gate. She had not been paying too much attention and cursed herself for not being vigilant. The two people seemed to exchange a few words, but Cat could not quite make out any particulars about the two people. Situations like these had to be handled with a certain bluntness-she was not a big softy like her Kage. As the two men neared Tengakure Cat would step forward from the shadows just a bit, so that she could be readily seen. She then spoke up in a sweet voice that had a certain mellifluous aspect to it, but it was not too soft and would carry over to the two men assuming they were not deaf: "Hey, you two! Identify yourselves and your business in Tengakure or I will be obliged to use force to subdue you and bring you in for questioning." Cat would wait for a response-she was not too sure who had come a knocking on Tengakure's door, but she would hopefully find out soon enough.

Sayomi maintained his cool, meeting eyes with the ANBU girl and desperately restraining himself from immediately killing her and just continuing to walk forward. If she gave him much trouble he would, but he would prefer to take the more diplomatic approach as long as his business remained mostly friendly.

Convincing himself to undergo even the slightest social interaction was difficult, but with a sigh the man realized it was better that he spoke instead of Shouten. It was fortunate that Sayomi wore his old battered Leaf Headband, tilted slightly to cover his Mangekyo Sharingan eye. While he recently had gained control of it, it would be preferred to keep such secrets under wraps.

"I am a Hyuuga Jounin from the Leaf, and my friend here hails from the Volcano village. Let us pass, we have business with your Kage."

It was a quick and easy lie, hopefully they wouldn't be recognized as world class criminals just yet, or he would have to immediately subdue her.

[7 Posts Recovery]

Shouten for the most ignores the girl, putting most of his attention upon his pet perched upon his head, its legs curling slightly around his head looking like one bad ass looking hat.
Shouten reaches his right hand up, his index finger softly scratching between it's second and third leg on the right side, this causes the creature to let out a squeak like laugh with Shouten scratching it's tickle spot.
He hears Sayomi speak to the girl, he changes his gaze towards her as he slides his right hand further up scratching his pet on the top of the head behind the right ear.
"Yep what he said, and this is Timmy!" Shouten says with a wide smile, playing dumb and innocent for the most part.
Timmy gazes at the girl with all eight of it's eyes clicking and squeaking softly, its tail flickering a tad.
"Say hello Timmy!" Shouten insists, his creature just looking forward and after a bit lets out a squeak click esque noise.
Shouten laughs a bit, "Timmy says hi and that he likes your boobs!"
His words said with a wide smile as he waits for her response seeing how Sayomi will handle everything, Shouten simply playing along for the most part.

Cat was no fool. She figured out, upon closer inspection, that these two men were Sayomi Hyuga and Shouten Ataenushi-she had borrowed Shinji's bingo book many a time and memorized the faces and names; these two men were wanted criminals. However, by the same token of not being a fool, she knew she could not confront them directly or she would be ripped to shreds-Shinji would be the only one to really stand and chance. And even then Cat was quite doubtful. So, instead she played it cool and responded to the two men after they finished talking: "Very well, I will escort you to him. If you will please follow me." She chose to ignore the quip about her boobs, but if one could see her face they would see it turn a shade of deep scarlet-if one looked close enough they may be able to see the blush around her neck that was not covered by her mask. Cat hoped that the fact that these two monsters had not started ripping the whole place to shreds yet that they might be here for a different reason other than to weak havoc. With that she would turn and start walking in hopes that the two men were following her. While this was happening another anbu operative would be a front runner to inform Shinji that he was about to have guests-this front runner would be easily seen by doujutsu if either of the two men were to have any. All that Cat could hope for now was that she made the right choice or things could go very wrong very fast.

{Call me lazy, but lets just get on with the actual meeting part...I do not want to drag out this npcing...we can continue this here or in another topic your choice. "Exit" if it is another topic.}

[Alright, Ill exit here with Shouten. Since you have a front runner I suppose you should make the first post XP ]

Sayomi easily spotted the front runner with his Byakugan, realizing that his disguise had failed. It didn't matter however, as he had gained an entrance just as easily, presumably the ANBU feared for her life and rather not confess what she knew. He could only hope that the Kage here was fairly wise, and realized that their open presence here was that of mostly peaceful intentions.

Sayomi remained on his guard however, following the girl and being cautious of any possible ambushes. The bounties on their head were enormous, and the entire city bursting into a warzone was a clear possibility. It was for this reason that be brought Shouten along, because although he might get in the way of negotiations, his presence was clear insurance for any unexpected complications.

[Sayomi Exit to Tengakure Office]

Shouten smiles lightly, a false smile to keep up his facade, regardless if it worked or not he tries to keep it up until told otherwise by "The Brain".
Timmy adjusts itself getting comfortable upon his head, Shouten watching the ANBU escort them into the village, a quick thumbs up towards Sayomi and a goofy smile is made in a rather comical manner.
Shouten himself is at ease, he knows full well that no one can stop them, or at least that is how he feels, with both of them together he doubts any of them could get past their combined might, if anything a black hole in the Kage's anus will surely put fear into the village should they turn hostile first.
Shouten follows Sayomi unto the village.

[Exit/Closed with Timmy :D]