E-rank mission, Amekage's Axe, Done.

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Matsuda woke up extra early that morning for no apparent reason. Even Envy was surprised, since when did Matsuda wake up early? Matsuda got out of bed and went out to make himself some coffee. He sat down with his mug, sighing contentedly. Today would be a good day if he so willed it. On the coffee table, he saw a beige manila folder, with a couple of sheets of paper in it. Well, let’s see what it said.
 
Hmm… well, apparently, the great kage Worr Terumi was upset. Really, really, upset. His intense upsetness rivaled the downpour of rain there. And why was he so frikkin’ upset? Because he had lost his guitar in the swamp. Well, tough luck, thought Matsuda as he put the folder down. And then…. That’s when he saw the reward. Well… 500 ryo was good enough for him. He picked himself up and stepped out into the early morning darkness. “Ah, it’s not a bad morning. I think we should get moving.” And with that, he dashed off toward the jungle and swamp. He leapt from tree to tree, using his surface walking technique to keep him stable. Whenever a wild animal appeared, he would kill it immediately with vacuum bullets. “hehe! Its fun putting animals down after all, huh Envy? I think I’m finally beginning to enjoy getting stronger. Not much getting in my way, is there? Together, we can go far. VERY, VERY, far.” He zipped through the jungle as quickly as he could, and even got involved in an immense cat fight. These were no normal cats, but cats that meowed deeply. Jungle cats, that is to say. They were spotted things, lean and skinny, but extremely ferocious. During mating season, their level of agnostic behavior would exceed even that of bulldogs and pike fish. Now, that’s actually saying a lot.
He reached the border of the swamp, a smelly place that was heated and fetid from the decomposing hummus biomass just beneath the surface. Now, marsh gas and flame spurt up from various spots in the swamp. He jumped to the top of a dead tree and had a look around. Hmm… it looked like he would have to go a little farther in order to find a guitar. He found a little clearing where the ground was solid. There were several discarded popcorn bags, and a rad guitar. The thing was shaped rather weirdly for a guitar, thought Matsuda. Really, if Worr played this… thing, he was more eccentric than Matsuda had thought. He carefully picked it up and headed back through the swamp toward the jungle. As he headed through the canopy, me made sure not to drop anything so that he would fulfill the mission to the fullest.

He got back and sent the guitar in a package via priority mail. He then returned home and signed off on the mission, he was officially done with it. He turned it in to get his reward, and headed back home.

[WC 502]

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