Danger! High Voltage [Village Destruction]

Takeo was bored. When Xyxer had kind of, sort of, not really, gave him permission to destroy the village he had expected it to be fun. Instead what he got was a lot of waiting. The evacuation of Tengakure was taking quite some time. And Takeo was fairly sure that he wasn't supposed to start until everyone had actually managed to escape. This left a major problem, all the flies were arguing amongst themselves trying to get out of the village. The shinobi were doing their very best to keep everything nice and orderly, but in Takeo's honest opinion that was not working well at all. So that was why he was currently sat on the roof of one of the bakeries of Tengakure, one that overlooked the center of the village, nibbling on a few of the different products that he had taken. "It's no wonder it's taking so long. With so many of these damn bakeries everyone got fat." He muttered to himself watching the drones shuffle towards the gates. It was very tempting to just level the entire place right now, with no regard for the people inside. But considering how him and Xyxer had shared a bro-handshake, he thought he best not. Even though it would be nice to hear the screams of the people as their home came collapsing down onto them. The thought made him chuckle to himself. His gaze extended far across the village, watching as the majority of the village had been spurred into action. There were a few stragglers who seemed to have no interest in rushing. It would be unfortunate for them honestly, because if they didn't get a move on their laziness would become the end of them.

Time ticked by. And as the seconds flew past Takeo found himself getting increasingly restless. "Hurry your asses up!" He snarled towards the crowd, the majority of which began to rush as a result. The resulting chaos served as casual amusement for him. Tick tock went the clock. Soon he'd get bored and the village would fall.

[ Run flies, run.]

And so the time had passed. Takeo's body felt stiff, likely from being in the same position for the last few hours. The village was empty, save for a few drunks who were too intoxicated to even muster an attempt to move. At least they wouldn't be missed. He stood up, stretching his arms in the air and gazing across the entirety of the village. "And thus the end of Tengakure comes about. Shame, it was a nice place to live. For awhile anyway." With that said he clapped his hands together, forming a hand seal and disappearing from the rooftop in a blur of motion. Appearing again next to one of the skyscrapers that had dominated the skyline he gazed towards it. He reached out, placing his palm against the cold surface of the wall. His chakra spiked vastly, a black mark appearing on his right cheek, masked under the shadow cast by the hat on his head. The technique born from his studying of the Byakugan's techniques, the One Way Road, formed itself around Takeo's body. He removed his palm from the wall, appraising the building's structure for a moment or two before flicking his finger against the wall. And with that the wall disappeared, cracks appearing around the gap that formed as One Way Road sent the concrete wall caving inwards at a vast speed. The chunks of concrete slammed into the inside's of the building, effectively denting and crushing the supports of the building.

Takeo hopped backwards, moving out of the dust cloud and gazing at the hole he had left in the building. The sound of the destruction had travelled quite far evidently, the sounds echoing around the empty village. It was loud enough to wake up the sleeping drunks anyway. The first drunk to arrive on the scene arrived in only a few seconds. He was a middle-aged man, probably around forty or so. From the looks of him his name was probably Tim. Poor Tim, he probably had a loving wife. A loving wife called Kim. Tim and Kim had likely been married for over twenty years at this point. Judging from his attire he had probably been out drinking with the lads, Jim and Terrance. Unfortunately for Tim he had drunk far too much. It had probably always been a problem of his. Jim and Terrance likely told him many times about how he should learn when to stop, but he'd have always had laughed them off. Now from the looks of Tim he likely had kids. Three kids, one girl and two boys. The boys were probably twins, about the age of ten right now. The girl would be younger, around five or so. Kim probably evacuated many hours before, like a sensible person.

Alas poor Tim, if that was even his name. Would not see his family again. The moment he had turned the corner Takeo was upon him, with a swift kick to the head his snapped back at incredible force killing the man pretty much the instant it connected. Another kick to the back as the body dropped, One Way Road launching the body at tremendous speed through the hole in the wall. The corpse slammed through the remaining walls, tearing away the majority of the bottom floor of the building. And with that, the first skyscraper in Tengakure would fall. It was a magnificent sight, much like a tree falling after being cut down by a lumberjack. Except this was louder. A lot louder. The noise was satisfying however, the sound of windows shattering, rocks hitting the floor, the buildings that were scattered around the skyscraper getting crushed under the weight.

Takeo hopped onto some of the remains, gazing upon the destruction with a grin on his face. While this method of destroying the village was fun, it was quite time consuming. So with some reluctance he produced a kunai and attached an exploding tag to it. He flicked the kunai in an arc into the air, One Way Road propelling it far across the village. Five hand seals and the kunai was enlarged, another five and suddenly the village turned dark. One thousand kunai sailed through the air, blocking the sunlight from reaching the ground. It was a glorious sight, Takeo didn't bother moving as he admired it in awe. The kunai stopped ascending, as one all falling towards the ground. And then he did a hand seal and everything exploded.

Boom, bang, pow, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, explosion noises.

While the village was engulfed in the explosions Takeo remained where he was. Buildings fell, their structures blown away in an instant, the few foolish enough to remain had their feeble bodies utterly destroyed by the power of the explosions. And he laughed as he watched it all, the heat and power of the explosion swerved around him, the power of One Way Road too much for to be penetrated by the force.

After everything died down, there was not much that remained. Chunks of stone, twisted metal, ashes, and a lot of flames. He waltzed through the remains, kicking pieces of debris out of the way as he made his way over towards where the Kage's tower used to stand. Nothing but a pile of stone now. Though there was one feature prominent that caught his eye. He walked over towards it, examining the safe that contained Tengakure's funds. Dented and burnt, it still remained intact. Alas it didn't remain intact for long, Takeo destroying the door with a finger flick and examining the contents. What was inside brought a scowl to his face. A small bag, a measly amount. The safe must have already been taken when the rest of the villagers had left. "Xyxer you bastard, I do all the work and you leave me with nothing for it." He grabbed the bag, pocketing the ryo and walking off to find the dick who stole his ryo.

[Total Wordcount: 1341 going towards The Fear
+1000 ryo
S-Rank gained for destroying the village lol jks i'm already S-Rank

Exit after 48 hours because I'm too lazy to make another post]

In keeping up with tradition i'm going to have to void this topic because Tak is in it.

Topic Closed, RIP Tenga

+6 AP also btw

RIP in pepperonis Tengakure. Approved.