Crocodile Flood (Open, Training/Hunting, NK)

Rin had a dream. He did not remember it, but he sure had it. Dreams were strange, sometimes they did not make any sense, sometimes they made perfect sense, sometimes they were unreal and sometimes they came true, but most of the dreams were forgotten. A sun beam breached the leaves and after entering the room through a window set down on Rin's calm face. He could hear the village already alive outside, so was the nature, trees and birds, other animals you could find within the village. And now so was Rin. When he opened his eyes he saw the blue sky outside through the window in his room. Remember it. He liked it out here, in Tengakure. In fact he admitted to himself he liked it in some ways even better than his home village. Here people did not know the tension and the harsh environment which was the Hidden Mist, or which it used to be. Quite relaxed the young man did some physical exercises to warm up his body. He liked doing it, otherwise he'd feel sort of stiff and limited. After getting some breakfast he strode out of the house. Today he would guard the gates together with other Chuunins of the village. With his full gear he made his way to his position and reported in. Nothing out of the ordinary up until now. But when he assumed his post, that's when stuff started to happen. First he noticed that today most women seemed to have bigger breasts than usual. As he did not pay much attention to such things he just discarded it as his imagination. Why would suddenly all women have bigger breasts? It didn't make any sense. But the something else happened. While standing on a wall, next to the gates and observing the road which lead to the gates and into the village Rin noticed movement in the fields bellow. At first it looked like wildlife, but then the movement increased, there could not possibly be that many animals moving at once. When they got closer Rin could finally see them. It was a whole bunch, actually a wave of crocodiles approaching the gates. He had no idea what made that act this way or where the hell did they come from as there were no swamps or lakes with crocodiles nearby the village, or in that direction and even if there were, how the hell would there be so many? Regardless they could not be allowed into the village and would need to be stopped. Rin jumped down the wall, ordering to close the gates and evacuate nearby civilians. He remained outside with a handful of other gate guards to fend of the wave. It looked dreadful indeed. After deciding not to wait for them to come closer Rin charged into the wave himself, already forming hand seals on the way. He spat out a bit of water which soon grew into a big and strong water flow forming into a big dragon head. Riding on top of it Rin was like a knight on his horse, wielding Heaven's Sorrow Ninjato and cutting down his opponents. The water would take him right into the wave of enemies, hopefully the few guards would back him up, or maybe somebody else would show up and lend a hand. This was both scary and funny. How in hell did this happen?

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Xyxer had been having a meeting with some of the ANBU when all of a sudden, he had noticed a sudden expansion in their breasts. It was not an unwelcome surprise, but it was an interesting one. Of course, he had got told off for gawping by the ANBU, to which he had nodded his head at repeatedly. He was also informed of the growing numbers of crocodiles in the region, this was very bad news. Nodding his head and thanking the ANBU's for their time, he'd wave to them as he exited the building, sprinting straight towards the village gates and standing atop them in a matter of seconds. Gazing over the land, Xyxer saw chuunins attempting to handle the increasing wave of crocodiles. This was bad.. Muttering under his breath, his brow furrowing, "The crocs.. are out." Shaking his head at that, he'd jump off from the village gates using his immense strength, traveling high up into the air before he practically laid out in the air, his elbow sticking out as he came crashing back down to the ground. Doing this, he would have performed a flawless diving elbow on one of the unlucky crocodiles, of course, it would not be dead, only subdued. After doing that, Xyxer would pick up another crocodile, it's head trapped inbetween his arm and torso, before he'd fall backwards into the swarm, effectively suplexing the croc' into it's family. After that, he'd punch a crocodile in it's face before grabbing the dazed creature's tail, using that as a club as he swung it around and clonked the other crocodiles. This was dire! And just to make the occasion make more memorable, Xyxer would perk his left eyebrow upwards, almost as if he was challenging the crocodiles with his stare of the people!

Kenchi lay in his bed, dreaming. Tossing and turning in his sleep, he would notice someone was in the bed with him. This was rather odd, Kenchi had very few visitors at his home. Though he remembered flirting with a nurse on more than one occasion, maybe she had decided to pay him a visit Kenchi would roll closer to the intruder in his bed, his eyes shut closed he would say, "Hello babe." Reaching his left arm over to touch the intruder. Upon touching the intruder, he would notice something strange. His hands rubbing against the body, he could feel something almost identical to scales. Kenchi would laugh silently, opening his mout prepared to crack a joke on the nurses skin, when he stared straight into the eyes of a Crocodile. Kenchi would push away from the beast, his chest heaving up and down, he was in shock. Had his eyes remained closed he would have.....Kenchi would grab the tail of the crocodile, slinging it out of the window. He would run out of the room, grabbing a few of his belongings, his heart still racing. Leaping from roof top to roof top, he would soon arive at the gates of the village and the situation was even worse here. From his position, he could see Xy and another person, both slaughtering the leagues of croc as they arrived. Kenchi would with a single leap, join them in their attack. Drawing his sword, he would slash downwards at a croc near his foot, beheading it. He would continue to slaughter the crocs as they neared him. Today was strange, to say the least.

It was a fine day indeed and Shinji could smell the hunt in the air. He wore all khaki, but also carried his usual arensal just in case. He wore a button up shirt and shorts-naturally all khaki. To top it all off he wore a leather fedora. Oddly enough his voice changed as well it now had a what some would call an Australian accent or at least they would if there was a such place as Australia in the ninja world. Thus, in an instant using his natural speed Shinji arrived on the plains and gazed out upon the fields of crocs. Truly this would be the challenge of the century. He watched as some other ninja that he knew as Rin, Kenchi, and Xyxer already taking up the burden. Holler out to his ninja with his accent, so they could all hear: "Crikey, mates! There is no need to hurt them. We are just going to relocate them to a safer more natural habitat." Honestly Shinji had no idea what he was saying, but it sounded right to him. While waiting for a response he jumped on a nearby croc and wrestled into submission. He then tied a handy rope around the snout of the creature and left it there-it could move, but it would not be biting anyone.

Takeo was taking another stroll through the village when he heard cries of a crocodile invasion. He simply ignored the cries at first but soon his curiosity got the better of him. He had decided that today would be a shorts day, so he was wearing shorts of course. Not that it was that important at all. Takeo jogged on down to the village gates where his eyes widened at the sight before him. Several other people were there currently combating against the oncoming waves of crocodiles that were rushing through the plains...or waddling? He recognised a few faces from people he had seen before and grinned to himself. This seemed like a fun thing to do, "Well, time to get down to business." With that he would dash forward out of the gates and into the oncoming waves of crocodiles. With a wide grin he leapt from the ground and landed onto the back of one of the many crocs within the area, he wrapped his arms around it's neck and began to choke it out holding on for dear life as it thrashed about, "This guy's an aggressive one!" He said out oud to no one in particular, he felt as if there should be a camera crew on hand recording him doing this, for what reason that thought came to his head. He had no idea. Of course he kept on choking the crocodile out, and soon it collapsed unconscious. He then proceeded to leap onto another one of the crocodiles in the area, using the same method of choking it out as before.

Soon more people from the village came to the fight. In was a grand invasion! The crocs kept on coming non stop, as if they were being conjured. Rin noticed Xyxer and Kenchi in the fight as well as Tenkage, who right after appearing gave the order not to kill the crocs, but subdue them so they could relocate them. No need for mass murdering wild life - sounded fine to Rin. He sheathed his ninjato and crashed his water dragon head into a new wave, sending quite a few crocodiles flying. Then after performing the body flicker technique the young man appeared on the walls. The fight was intense, but the seemingly unstoppable mass was nearing the gates, some already trying to climb the walls. Rin began his hand seal sequence. From the water left by his previous technique suddenly rose three huge dragons. Each crashing down on the walls where crocs were, washing them down and making them float back into the plains. I seemed like people were starting to enjoy this, so he caught the mood too. "Watch the fukc out, one more incoming!" He shouted as he sent on of the dragons down washing away both crocs and some random tengakure shinobi with them. After laughing wholeheartly he would leap down and begin to fight them hand to hand, or hand to scale to be more exact.

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It was at this moment that Xyxer looked down and noticed.. he was wearing khaki shorts and also a buttoned shirt made out of Khaki! It was weird.. He had noticed the Tenkage with the same attire, something unusual was certainly going on! Standing up, Xyxer felt weird as he turned his head around and had noticed a small group of civilians behind him, following him with a video camera. Immediately, Xyxer knew what he had to do. Crouching a little, Xyxer would have his arms hanging out either side of hsi body ever so slightly, he spoke to the camera, "Crikey.. Look at these sheilas!" His voice now had an australian accent.. what was going on here?!, "One bite from these, and I'm a goner, the crushing power in the jaw of a crocodile is astounding! They can tear off a single limb like snapping a twig, they're also widely known as dangerous creatures that have a high killing toll... I'm gonna' poke one." And with that, Xyxer would turn around and shuffle over to one of the crocodiles whilst he was still crouching, poking it. The crocodile retaliated with a snarl and a bite, to which Xyxer reacted by jumping backwards and screaming, "HE'S ANGRY!"

Kenchi would stare around as the Tenkage spoke, in a strange accent. Seconds later, Xyxer would speak with the same sort of accent. Afraid to speak, for he did not know what to expect. A croc approaching him, Kenchi would kneel down slamming his fist into the head of the scroll, using minimum strength so he did not kill it. Leaping backwards he would take this time to summon a friend. He would begin to go through the summoning process, until he was finish. Soon, in a poof of smoke, a large Ogre would stand in front of him.

"Hello Ugglok!" Kenchi would say to the Ogre.

The Ogre would ignore Kenchi. It appeared to be curious about what was going on. "Why did you summon me?"

Kenchi would explain to the Ogre there situation. The Ogre would begin to laugh, something it rarely did. It would walk towards an open part of the plain, dozens of crocs standing in front of him. Ugglok would slam his fist into the ground, creating an artificial earthquake. The quake would spread the earth creating a large gap in the ground, swallowing up some of the crocs, but not killing them.

After wrestling one croc Shinji turned around and saw an almost heavenly sight. Four of his anbu, mind you they were all women, operatives were coming down to help kill some crocs, but something seemed a bit off. The anbu all seemed a bit different. It did not hit him till the four of them had come up in front of him and all bowed in unison saying: "How can we help Tenkage?" It was then that it hit him: they were all wearing very short and very tight miniskirts that did not leave much to the imagination. And to top it off their breast size seemed to have grown by at least two sizes and their clothes were not fit to them in the least. Honestly Shinji had a few thoughts on how they could "help", but that could not be done out in the open. Instead a small almost indiscernible smile crossed Shinji's face as he spoke up once again in a voice that feigned urgency: "Ok, it seems that these crocodiles key in on those wearing clothes. As such we will need a few things: for one a beach chair, a umbrella and you four will also need to go find some swimsuits. Those are, so that the crocodiles will have a harder time finding you-the less clothes the better. Oh and we will probably need some mixed drinks down here asap-it seems the crocs are afraid of those." With that Shinji merely nodded and the four anbus moved in a blur of speed to complete their given tasks-they had no reason to doubt him and even if they did: he was the Tenkage and they were anbu, so it came to the same result.

In a matter of a minute they were all back. All wearing bikinis, which was almost on par with the miniskirts, but a bit better. However, they still wore their masks, which was a bit offsetting, but in the end it mattered not. They placed the beach chair away from the field of crocs where Shinji could watch the fight from. Laying back in the chair he watched with a leisurely grin on his face as he drank a bit of orange juice that the anbu brought him and it burned the back of his throat unlike most orange juice-it was nice. When the lovely ladies of the anbu asked once again what they should do. Shinji replied in a rather serious tone that only the anbu could hear: "You four can relax. Take a nap or something. Right now I see this as a good way to further test Kenchi and Xyxer as part of the anbu." The four ladies nodded and bowed, which Shinji was rather pleased with considering they were wearing bikinis. Two of them: a blonde and a red head lay down and slept to the side of Shinji while the other two, both with a dark brown hair, took to reading their respective books. All in all Shinji was rather pleased. There was an umbrella over his head and a cool drink in his hand. Taking this chance to goad Kenchi, Xyxer and Rin he yelled out in a voice that seethed with command: "Come on you lot put your back into it!" Shinji was by no means your average kage. He was a bit more laid back than most or at least he liked to think he was.

Takeo stopped strangling the crocodile and it slumped down to the ground. Two down, a lot to go. He glanced upwards and raised an eyebrow at the sight of Xyxer, now dressed similar to another person within the area. He simply shook his head and turned his gaze back to more of the oncoming crocodiles. He cracked his knuckles picking up on some of what the other people in the area were saying before tuning it out. His right leg raised upwards before swinging down, his heel slamming into the top of the head of one of the oncoming crocodiles. The blow itself wasn't enough to knock it out so he quickly kept going stepping across its body quickly. His hands gripped onto the tail of the crocodile and with some effort he heaved and tugged on it, dragging the crocodile along with him. Upon reaching a group of some more, he used all of his body weight and strength to swing the crocodile around and into the group of them. With a front flip he would land onto the over turned crocodile's exposed stomach and pinned it to the ground. He heard an imaginary count in his head, 'One, Two, Three!' He jumped up and raised his hands into the air as if he had just one the world championship in crocodile wrestling. The joy on his face from this victory was evident before he once more leapt forward onto two of the crocodiles, his arms wrapping around the neck of one and his legs around the other. With these two crocs in his grasp he squeezed on their necks, his teeth grinding together and his muscles straining from the effort this required. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw a man sitting in a chair, drinking and with four women surrounding him. He felt jealous of that guy at this moment. But that was quickly forced from his mind as the crocodile's struggled against his grasp. "Keep still damn you!"