Walking around being cute

Saios was roaming around the village skipping happily looking for other people to talk to. He hadn't made too many friends ever since his mom started letting him out of the house more often. Funkagakure was really quite most of the time, he hadn't even met his Kage or seen him. He was enjoying a ice cream cone as well with his pink bunny rabbit doll in tow in his left hand slightly skirting on the ground behind him. "This is going to be a great day and I'm going to make everyone I meet smile and laugh", that was his open statement to the world and he dared the world to prove him wrong. For now however, he was still enjoying his ice cream, sometimes raising his palm to his forehead to rub it due to brain freeze.

Volcanos delightfully insane local doctor skips gleefully onto the scene. Held tightly in Reginalds right hand is a rusty bucket with the name " Samson " written upon it. Reginald was out to collect brain samples from some wretched orphans.


FUCK THOSE INGRATES!


Must you swear? Oh no...


Reginald stops dead in his tracks, his eye sight now finding itself fixated upon an anomaly. In this, the most amazing and god awful place in the world, there was something happy and joyously hopeful. Abomination. Reginald reaches toward the inside of his doctors coat, a pair of sunglasses being withdrawn. Reginald places the glasses upon his face just so that he can take them off in complete and utter disbelief. Throwing the glasses aside, Reginald angrily stomps toward the youth. An obscenity being spoken by the Doctor as he goes.


" You...You....YOU!....YOU - "


Reginald makes several garbled and illegible pronunciations before the insult finally comes out.



" - FAGGOT!!!! "



Reginald stands at the ready, waiting for some sort of response.

Saios was still skipping as he would stop every moment to enjoy his ice cream till all that was left was just the waffle cone. "That was really good, we should go get another one shouldn't we timmy" he would say asking his bunny rabbit doll. For a few moments he would shake his head yes and no as he looked the doll in the eyes as if he were carrying on an actual conversation with the thing. The child was about to start running back to the ice cream stall when he heard someone shouting in his direction.

Saios couldn't really understand the man or what he was saying but the man was approaching him and he didn't know why. One thing he did know was that this man was using all the bad words his mom told him not to use or he would have to pay the curse word jar 2 ryo everytime. Letting theweird man approach he heard a word he had never heard "faggot" Saios didn't know what that was but it didn't sound nice. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, you aren't supposed to say those words, ou owe the curse jar....." The child would count on his fingers for a moment before standing on his tip toes and showing the man his left and right hand as 8 of his fingers were up. "You owe this much in the curse jar" he would say with a smile on his face before putting his arms back down and picking his doll back up bracing it to his chest.

" FUCK YOUR JAR! "






Reginald gleefully makes his way ever closer, quickly closing the gap to just over five feet away should the youth not move. Reginald simply cannot comprehend that someone like this could exist in the hellhole known as volcano. It was a fucking volcano for one thing. Secondly, the place was filled with sociopaths and cannibals. Reginald shakes his head, the urge to beat the child to death with the bucket now beginning to assert itself.


Oh my. A sliver of innocence within a sea of evil....He's doomed.


Quite right. I haven't seen anyone get boned by fate quite as hard as this kid.


THE WRETCH IS GONNA MEET SAMSON! SAMSON THE FUCKING BUCKET!



Despite the internal dialogue, Reginald keeps his attention focused on the boy. He couldn't beat the kid to death if he ran away. That couldn't be allowed to happen. The boy has to die and the volcano must be appeased.

Saios covered his mouth with one of his hands as the man said another swear word. This guy just didn't know how to use other words, but Saios didn't really care too much as he was thinking about the different ice cream he was going to eat. "Lets be friends, and you can play with my bunny rabbit, kay" the child would ask holding the doll up to the mans stomach so it could be grabbed as the man closed the distance between them.

Maybe the man was just hot from being in the volcano tempature, Saios looked down at the rest of his ice cream cone and back up at the man...."You can have the rest of my cone if you want, I was just going to get more ice cream, lets go!" the child would shout to the man standing in front of him before starting to run circles around the man if permitted.

"Ice cream.....ice cream.....ice cream, YAY!!!

Well the man had obviously been turned to stone by an evil evil curse that the young boy obviously couldn't see and Saios had to be sure he wasn't turned to stone as well. He stared at the man one more time before skipping back off to the ice cream shop. "BYEEEEEEE".

(exit)